Vlad switches to Zune!

I take back every bad thing I ever said about Microsoft Zune. Now they are talking to my market! (25–34 male with expendable income). I’m of course talking about the story from Chicago titled: Gift Was Not What They Expected: The Zune came packed with porn!

Now where the heck is THAT version on sale. Hey Zune folks, I want the marketing lead on this project! Step into the social? expendable heck no, Step into.. well, I shouldn’t say this out in public, I don’t want to mess up the marketing campaign.

Microsoft Christmas 2006: Give the gift of porn!

Now with 25% of vibrating Xbox controller.

Ipod has the U2 Ipod? Oh, the Vlad(tm) Zune(r) would come in three initial packages:

Ron Jeremy Zune 
For ladies in those long winter months, the plastic casing can become quite uncomfortable. The Ron Jeremy Zune would instead be coated with hair and a slightly elongated form format.

Paris Hilton Zune
For your ultra-organized geek on the go. The Paris Hilton Zune would come with a sticky coat on the back so it would not fly all over the car when you drove around. Paris Hilton Zune would also be 50% lighter than the other editions.

Jenna Jameson Zune
This of course would be the collectors item. The back panel would be replaced by a bumpy gel surface that can be used…um… for stress relief purposes. Like a gel ball.

If you see me post here with a v– alias (Microsoft contractor/vendor) you better sink all your money into Belkin. Talk about the accessories market!