Fire up Photoshop Bubba!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Start your Phoooooooooooooootoshops.

As you know by reading this blog, I’m nothing if not an undying evangelist of the Microsoft Partner Program, the MAPS distribution thing in particular. So the person with the most smartass creative caption wins $100. Open to human beings anywhere.

Sweepstakes requirements: Open to people anywhere, paid in cash, must not use any lewd or profane drawings (text is ok). The creative work must completely infringe on the Microsoft Partner marketing styles, complete with translucent puke-orange dropshadows, white meaningless text and more. Contest ends on 6/20/2007, the winning picture will be printed on a tshirt and worn during the Microsoft WWPC at Denver (July, 2007)

Come on, show me what you’re made of!

From the mailbox: They left you alone at the Microsoft Partner Program booth and the sniper didn’t get you? Un-believable.