Sometimes honesty is not the best policy, courtesy of FedEx:
Nothing just screams romance like knowing that the gift I just bought personalized for my lovely wife is being cranked out by a 5 year old sweatshop worker in China and dragged by a 10 year old on a bicycle all the way down to FedEx. And they didn’t even get it there by the cutoff. Makes you wonder about that word, doesn’t it?
Isn’t generalizing fun? Now, if you’d like to continue down this trail check this out, I haven’t posted it as it is pretty much offensive to everyone.
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