Man of the Year

This is the biggest badass I have ever seen. He just ran a half-marathon, at age 101, drinks beer, smokes and stays out late. Among the quotes:

And Martin likes running, “but not as much as I like my beer,” he added.

Martin is also the father of 17 children, which also doesn’t impress him. “Pity I didn’t have anymore kids,” he said with a sigh.

Martin says that in the last weekend, he’s completed a 13-mile half marathon that took him a little more than five hours. It would have been faster, he says, but he says he stopped for a beer and a cigarette.

Damn. Chuck Norris looks like a bitch compared to that!

And a happy emasculated weekend to you all!