Took the (out of town) team out to lunch today and they really enjoyed this lovely sign, on behalf of Orlando, the city beautiful:
Don’t be homeless. If you are homeless, remain in state of perpetual motion or sleep on the pavement. Other options include mounting the bronze alligator statue, sleeping at the bottom of a fountain or suspending yourself upside down from a city light.
Gotta love government bureaucracy. I wonder how many people got together to define the instance of a homeless person sleeping in a park.
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