What were you thinking?

Now I’ve come under some criticism from my pals over my (overly accurate) depiction of the Microsoft Partner Program last year. But nobody is immune. Check these winners out:

Go Green

Or we will feed you to the ugliest printer, scanner, paper shredder / human chopper on the market. Seriously folks, I know it’s Kyocera which specializes in ugly, but this monstrosity? What’s the angle? If you print something you’ll have to touch this device?

Now I’ve seen some ugly MFC systems but nothing quite like this. From the web site: “It makes a bold impression.” So does a bathroom without a door, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

This one came to me courtesy of Dave. Now despite colorful language here, I’ve never stepped a foot inside of an “Adult Entertainment” restaurant. It just does not sound sanitary.

But how big of a problem do you have when you’re hitting the joint for LUNCH?? That’s something to bring up at 11 AM:

Amy: Lunch anyone? Anyone up for Chillis? TGIF? McDonalds?

Bob: Hey, the strip joint is serving discount lunch specials!!! <wack>

And another thing! Show some pride in your work damnit, what’s with the spacing and indentation? Recession doesn’t give you the right to do a half ass (heh, heh) job on the marketing!