Do I need a haircut or something?

Why is it that my pages are attracting drunk college kids with nothing better to do? Case and point, the IM below. This came in from a school (clipper.rollins.edu % [66.195.118.2]) and someone out there is paying for this kids tuition so they can browse around my web page.

what up bro?….YOU HAVE A SWEEEEET WEB PAGE!! KEEP ME POSTED. ITS AN OBSESSION FOR ME TO LOOK HERE EVERYDAY WHEN I WAKE UP. EVERYDAY. YOU’RE AWESOME! WOO HOO!

If you think thats disturbing, over 30% of traffic to Vladville comes from Japan. I never see a single comment from Japan on here, so what brings you over? I am very confused.