How about a career? Seriously. I’m calling this one “Get Behind the Brownies” – here is the deal:
Can you apologize for a subcontinent?
Can you keep on clicking Next & Finish through a wizard?
Has the masters in computer science taken you as far as the head clerk at the Barnes & Noble?
Forget about ITT.. An exciting high paying career is waiting for you at the big blue..
Really! If you are ready for a new challenge in your life, Microsoft PSS is hiring folks for the SBS squad! Still trying to fill the void of Peter Gallaghers departure and Mark’s promotion to the Centrotanic of SMB world, Damien and Justin (pictured above) need a helping hand. Can you blog? Can you pretend to care? What if we gave you free soda?
If you’re near Dallas, check it out. Tell them I sent you, first five win a Karl Palachuk dartboard set 
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