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Simpsons rule!

With an announcement that will completely change the way you look at everything… And that announcement is:

You’re all losers! You think you are cool because you bought a $500 phone with a picture of fruit on it. Well guess what, they cost 8 bucks to make and I pee on every one.

I’ve made a fortune off you chumps and I’ve invested it all in Microsoft! Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!