Shockey Monkey Webcasts

I still haven’t quite put the finishing touches on the masterpiece that will be the “Vladville Launch of Shockey Monkey” – stay tuned for that. Launching it to my fans isn’t quite as easy as hiring a PR company and going to a trade show. Mostly because you know the truth. It’s hard shadowing over “If I spent less time writing funny blog posts maybe this thing would have launched 2 years ago” 🙂

We are still tweaking and perfecting things on a daily basis and taking massive amounts of feedback that I intend to take most of this week to fully collect, process with the team and offer manageable, reasonable timelines and expectations. Given the Duke Nukem history of this piece of software, I hope you can all appreciate the extra caution I’m using in putting things out there.

Below is a portion of the newsletter I sent out to my partners on Friday – they were the first to hear since I wrote it for them. If you’re curious, please hop on in. If you’re a competitor, join in as well – since the official launch of Shockey Monkey I’ve received no less than a dozen “you beat us to it” emails so this place is about to get a lot more crowded.

Tune in.

Check it out.

Hopefully it’s funny.

If you can, aim for the noon webcasts. I actually have content for those. The midnight ones are just me getting drunk followed by an hour of of Arnie and The Siols of Chaos tribute band featuring the hits from ZZ Top’s Sharp Dressed Man to Simon & Garfunkel – The Sound of Ping Silence from a dead SAN.

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I know sometimes folks don’t like to read. I’ve got your back. And just to show you how much I believe in this, I will be talking about it live next week. But wait, there’s more. I will double that offer – if you can’t make it Monday at noon, I will do another presentation Wednesday at noon. Tune in and let me show you all the awesome things this is going to do for your business. Here are schedules that are hopefully convenient to all my American and European partners.

United States & Europe
Mon, Aug 16, 2010 12:00 PM – 1:30 PM EDT
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Wed, Aug 18, 2010 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM EDT
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But what.. there’s more! What about Australia? That’s 2 AM my time Vlad!!! What about us? If you sign up for a webinar right now, I will stay up till 1 AM to talk to you too! Here are the Aussie webinars.

Tue, Aug 17, 2010 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM EDT
(Tuesday, 2PM in Sydney)
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Thu, Aug 19, 2010 12:00 AM – 1:00 AM EDT
(Thursday, 2PM in Sydney)
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