It’s that time of the year, Microsoft MGX started today and Microsoft’s entire sales troop got to Orlando for a week long swim in the koolade:
You can’t Photoshop that! Photo credit to Karl Palachuk
So, welcome to Orlando folks. Thank you for your money. Remember, there is only one Mickey Mouse and you should never try streaking or skinny dipping into a Florida lake, no matter how drunk you are.
In a completely and totally unrelated note, I went to the ATM. The bail bond for Orlando is $500 a pop so if you’re doing stupid things here please don’t do it in crowds, I don’t want to have to pick favourites 
Again.
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