I’m the mascot of an evil corporation!

Alright kiddos..

Yes, I’m channeling Chris, shameless copyright infringement and all..

If there is one thing you do this weekend..

Drive..

To see.. the.. best.. movie.. EVAAAAAH!

I can’t even explain just how good of a movie this was, how dirty, how inappropriate.. I mean, perfect.. the whole 90 minutes are. Stay all the way through the credits to hear Maggie’s first words!

And even if you’re not a diehard fan of The Simpsons. You. Will. Love. IT.

Guaroooooooooooooooooooooooonteed.

Now I live right outside of Disney World. The address is actually Lake Buena Vista, Disney is my next door neighbor. So, when we go to the movies, we go to the place where everyone from Disney goes because… well, it’s across the street and I imagine easier to deal with than I4.

So, we went to see the movie today at AMC in Downtown Disney and the theater was packed. Mostly adult audience too. And what made the movie?

Bart Simpson is playing around in the trains luggage compartment, going through other people’s things while Marge and Lisa sit in their seats. He straps a black bra to his head and pops his head down looking like Mickey Mouse and in the squeakiest voice possible says:

“I’m the mascot of an evil corporation”

And the entire audience explodes in both laughter and applause! So much for a magical place

There are a lot of other great moments too. Everything from ridiculing environmentalists, beastiality, taking some fine shots at the unemployability of fine arts majors, gratuitous nudity and hypocrisy.. whats not to love? This takes the funniest movie ever title which I had previously awarded to Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

Go.

See.

It. NOW!