NBQ–Never Be Qutting

Vladville
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rfrI’ll make this brief as I’ve discussed this subject before but I’m reminded of it’s truth every day in just about everything I do. Ready?

Success is not so much a factor of ___ (insert any random motivational garbage that makes you feel good) but more of a pure unwillingness or inability to quit.

 

All day.. every day.. I deal with people who whine about how things aren’t fair. Yeah, well.. tough shit cupcake, life ain’t fair. Now that you know that, what are you going to do about it?

Most quit.

I don’t mean quit in it’s literal black-white dictionary description of totally abandoning all pursuit of success. Most quit in the 50 shades of fail – they get quiet, slow down, get high, get drunk, reduce interacting with people or problems that got them to the breaking point of realizing not every day is going to be filled with rainbows, roses and unicorns.

When you see success, with the exception of lottery and intentionally leaked home made sex tapes, it is never a matter of accident. It requires a lot of hard work, lot of sacrifice, lot of time and almost mandatory pile of mistakes to overcome and bad decisions to correct.

There is a radical disconnect between success people perceive.. and how someone got there in the first place. Here is a short summary: it’s not easy, it’s not fast and they didn’t quit. Most people expect the exact opposite: They see some level of success, they want it.. and they want it now! When they don’t get it almost immediately, they quit. Thereby guaranteeing they will never realize any level of success because a loser is a loser.

Whether you choose to quit outright or choose to be mediocre, the results you get are purely a mirror of the effort you put in and adjustments you make to navigate around the sea of failure that you face in everything you do.

It’s a choice.

It requires mental toughness and willingness to look past your ego.

With every problem and every obstacle and everything you’d rather not deal with every single day of your life… you have two options: fuck it or fix it.

It’s really up to you. Yes, life is unfair. But if you have an option to make things better or do nothing – then you have nobody but yourself to blame for failure. And trust me, it’s much harder to look in the mirror when stuff crashes and it’s all your fault.

If you have to quit, quit at a point you set for yourself before the journey began – when you assessed your risk, commitment and potential returns. There is a difference between knowing when to quit and being a quitter.

So it’s rather simple – challenge yourself and take care of business. Things are going to be great.. or will suck.. but you won’t remember minute to minute or day to day challenges – you will only remember your victories. There is only one way to get to them.

Happy Monday.

Angry Vladendar

Boss, Pimpin
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In the few spare minutes a day I get to think about something other than work I like to think about all the business ideas I could pursue if I wasn’t successful. One of them would be a “realist” calendar for someone in charge of shit (people|technology) that spends the day twirling a giant never ending mess into a cake masterpiece.

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I’ve been posting some stuff I tell myself when I have a rough day on Facebook and every time I do a bunch of people like it and email me about it. Here is the one from last night:

When all else fails you… just continue working on all the other problems around it and fix everything you can.

I don’t think many people understand where these come from but it’s typically after I have tried and tried and tried and tried and tried and am left with 59 options of which 55 will totally fail no questions asked and the remaining 4 are mediocre. I’m typically wrong about my assessment too so I try to share what’s going through my mind. How do I get to this point?

If someone ever came into your office and said something so inconceivably idiotic that you started to laugh at the thought of it.. and they didn’t join in.. you know what I’m talking about. Something that is so hilarious until you realize it just happened to you.. and your options are murder, alcoholism or something else.

My Idea

I would build a calendar.

You know, kind of like the images and sayings that make stupid people feel better about themselves.

Unfortunately, motivational crap comes in three flavors:

1) Business – For managers that can’t inspire their workers so they settle for the next best thing, images that make the employees think they aren’t slaves (see Walmart break room).

2) Prepubescent Teen – Someone out there loves your ugly ass, you just haven’t stalked enough people yet. Cute, but doesn’t help with work.

3) Religious – Oh my imaginary friends come together now and relinquish me from this f’d up situation because I’d rather believe in a feelgood lie than face the messed up reality.

Of the three, I’d probably opt for the #2. Because I’m still searching for that fountain of accountable people and hardware that doesn’t suck.

But if I had a calendar.. Vladendar.. Here are the rules:

1. It would have an end of the world day. There is no better way to establish influence over people than pretending to know when the world would end.

2. Most of it would be filled by tragedies and starving people… cause no matter how bad and sad you may feel about how your day is going, someone else is definitely having a worse one so pull up your panties and be a big girl.

3. Instead of “on this day in ….” or national holidays, I would list creative ways to kill yourself. Cause let’s face it, if you aren’t contemplating murder you don’t need to be motivated to do anything. And if you are.. don’t half ass it. Man up.

4. There would be no weekends. If you own a business or manage a large product line you know what I mean.

5. There would be at least 4 weeks of blank pages. Those are for you to fill in as you want for at least 1 month of the year that you aren’t doing anything productive and just dealing with @$#%. Use it to write suicide notes.

6. One day of the year would be your day. Bring your Speedos to work day. Why, because fuck em, that’s why. If you can’t enjoy what you do and have to act it, well.. there is a reason why you’re not in Hollywood, mkay?

7. Back pages would have instructions from the Anarchist Cookbook. This way every day you could tear a piece, flip it over on your desk and leave it there. Folks that clean or hang out in your room when you’re not around would become a lot more hesitant to give you shit.

So that’s my idea and I’m taking it to Etsy as soon as this software biz thing falls apart.

Copyright © Vlad Mazek, 2013.

Surface After Honeymoon

Gadgets, Microsoft
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Three months ago I wrote about my initial impression of the Microsoft Surface tablet. I was pretty happy with the device (it has actually replaced my iPad) and it has gotten better since. People keep on asking me about it and whether I’d buy the Surface Pro (you’d have to be stupid to do so, see below) when it comes out. So here is the update.

Keyboard

Still terrible.. The softtouch keyboard is the worst thing I’ve ever used. It is terribly inaccurate and if it weren’t for the numbers I would probably type much faster using the on-screen keyboard. The speed doesn’t bother me too much (I have an iPhone and an Android phone for business) but the accuracy does. Look, my spelling is atrocious as it is – I don’t need Surface making the drop from 8th grade skill set to the 3rd grade. It’s just awful, disappointing in a sense that I thought the initial suckiness was mostly because it was new and you always need to “get used” to a new keyboard. The only thing I’ve gotten used to is that it sucks as anything other than a screen scratch protector. Mouse is terrible as well.

This item alone… should scare anyone dumb enough to think about purchasing Surface Pro.

Screen

Worse than the first impression.. Initially I couldn’t see much of a difference between my iPad and my Surface and as far as display goes it’s pretty much the same (even though iPad Retina is technically far more superior).

Where it fails a lot is in the input. It’s Windows, OK? You still get presented with menus and window controls that are not easy to hit at all. If you’re reading this blog on a Windows laptop or monitor, visualize how big the File menu is or how big the close control is. Now, shrink it to the Surface size. Now place your finger over it – how confident are you that you’ll hit the right control? There is a big difference between copy and cut and it’s not a pleasant one either.

The screen is OK for Metro and overall navigation and reading. But the moment you try to actually do something or open Explorer or Internet Explorer.. it’s just awful.

Apps

Getting better.. Finding a lot more stuff in the Marketplace (still nowhere near Android or Apple) and the actual content inside the apps is on par with what you’re used to if you’ve already got a tablet.

This category loses as much praise as it gets – the management of the tiles is painful mostly due to the terrible screen input. By default each app has a tile on your main screen and the developer picks how big that tile is – but you can resize it. You do so by holding down the tile for a second (sometimes more, feeling like eternity) and selecting the smaller or bigger size. Then you have to drag the tile to the position you want it in – either through the excruciatingly slow right/left scroll or by dragging the tile down and then back up where you want it (as the whole Surface main screen zooms out. Here is the problem – 9/10 times I tried the zoom and drop.. it didn’t work. Sometimes I’d drag it too far down, sometimes not enough, sometimes it randomly dropped the tile somewhere in the middle.

You can definitely tell they rushed it, it’s by no means a polished product. We can just hope that it’s an Xbox and not EveryOtherMicrosoftBuyTheNextReleaseForAFix product.

Killer Feature

Still the web browser.. In terms of ability to do stuff with a real desktop “experience” (even without desktop apps) separates this device from the rest of the tablets. Internet Explorer now also supports Flash and being able to see and experience the web in a way that it’s built (and not shrunk down to some 3rd party app) makes a huge difference.

Annoyance

The mail app is terrible. No ability to mass forward a bunch of messages. Seriously?

Knowing what you know… would you still buy it or go Pro?

Surface RT… Probably. We’ll buy any new gadget simply for the lab testing purposes and making sure our apps work on them flawlessly.

Surface Pro.. Absolutely not, you’d be an idiot to buy one.

There are several things that most of my Microsoft friends don’t know (or willfully choose to ignore) about Surface Pro. First, you won’t get the 10 hours of battery life you now get with your iPad. Actually, you won’t even get half that much. The keyboard is terrible leaving you at the mercy of a crappy screen that is just not capable of providing a good interaction with typical desktop-sized apps. Then there is price – at nearly $1000 you’re better off getting the Lenovo Yoga or something that has been actually built for the productivity as opposed to the Microsoft.. hack.

Just my opinion..

If these were not business purchases though.. I would have a hefty dose of hesitation. Surface products are just not good and that’s why they are not selling (not my opinion, fact) and even though Microsoft is burning money big time on TV to promote it (fact; like we asked them to do years ago when they were a dominant player to help us against Apple / Google that were barely on the radar).. they aren’t coming even close to making a dent. Of my Facebook friends, only Microsoft employees and their biggest fans are taking up the Windows Phone and most of them haven’t touched the Surface but to be fair most of them will probably want to wait for Surface Pro.

Here is the problem.. that should stop you cold in your tracks: Windows 8 has had a terrible start. No disputing that, they are giving it away at $40 for the Pro all day and it’s selling slower than even Windows 7. As of late Microsoft has been less and less patient dealing with sideshow products – and with Windows 8 tanking – how patient will Microsoft be with an overpriced, underpowered, half baked product? Surface Pro will come with barely 4 hours of battery life and a four digit price tag all without 4G.

Will Microsoft stay patient with its half baked devices or will it release 2’s as soon as possible next year? Will the users bite or will they buy from Samsung/Lenovo/Dell?

2013 Predictions

IT Business
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bflfAs I mentioned previously (and throughout 2012) we’ve just gone through the year of the big eating the small. This happened both on the big money front (through M&A) and on the small money front (clients moving from “consultants” to full service IT Solution Providers). This is good and it’s natural – once business matures it also becomes quite expensive to operate and shops that were once running on the fumes of passion turn to their owners being managers, leaders, motivators and obsession goes from technology and things like money and business performance. More thoughts on that later, all I have to say is that 2012 has been the most successful year we’ve ever had and most of it is thanks to the success our partners had.

With that in mind, I offer you my predictions for 2013. Keep in mind that I’m not a journalist, I’m not an entertainer, I’m not making this on behalf of any company / sponsor / etc. Just my humble opinion.

More gadgets, less IT

If you paid any attention to the trade rags, all the IT world was infatuated with MDM (mobile device management), BYOD (bring your own device, employees using their own computers/gadgets/phones to do work) and single panes of glass.

Here is the bitch – they have been trying to figure this out since the last century with Active Directory and a billion other bandages ever since then. They are further now than they were back in the days where you could quarantine XP machines from joining your domain until they applied all the required patches, etc.

Today.. you’ve got phones, tablets, PCs and Macs roaming the network with no shame.

It has gone unchecked – and it will just get worse.

For an overwhelming majority of tasks you don’t actually need a PC. All the modern stuff is being written for the mobile first (not .NET first) and with the cloud backend.

Design-wise, the more you can make something an app or service, the less people will get a chance to object to how you get things done so long as you get them done. As I mentioned at the launch of Shockey Monkey 3 people spend all this money just to setup an environment to run an app to get things done. If stuff can get done without all the setup, pain and investment then what’s the point of having it in the first place?

Things like security, regulatory compliance, redundancy, data retention/backups, etc sure are important but that’s not something that “employees” worry about, it’s something lawyers worry about once the company is sued. And business is all about risk, Vegas-style baby!

Expect more gadgets with more form factors, resolutions and operating systems.

Simplicity beats Support

Related to the topic above, simplicity will continue to be the name of the game.

Many IT Solution Providers made their buck in “support of IT” whether through blocks of hours or MSP. But a funny thing happened – people stopped wanting to upgrade to the next greatest thing. It became harder and harder to justify and the pain alone is not making it worth it anymore.

Speaking personally here, we haven’t updated to Windows 8 or Office 2013. No plans to either. No Retina MacBooks that I know of and we certainly don’t see anyone asking for the latest iPad or iPad mini.

If you look objectively (or call me biased, your call) – Mac has always been seen by the PC users as.. infantile. You can call it simple if you want to be nice but you get the idea. Turns out that all that power and complexity and flexibility that us PC users liked didn’t really thrill your average user.

Look for 2013 to take even more power from the MSP/VAR/IT department.

If it’s easier to subscribe to a service that can be canned at any time, don’t even expect to be invited into the conversation – it will just pop in. Ditto for the gadgets and other non-complex, sub $1,000 stuff.

Services, Services, Services, Cloud, Cloud, Cloud, No support, No support, No support, No support, Not even outsourced to India

One of the biggest Shockey Monkey feature requests (that we don’t have an answer for until the end of January) has been the vendor management control. Instead of dealing with just a few vendors we’re dealing with a ton of them and they all have portals, support sites, forums, control panels and dashboards. And the only person with the login credentials is the boss or whoever put the credit card down. Good luck getting into all these resources that different employees across the organization need to have access to.

This is a scenario that so many small businesses find themselves. They have a problem, they google for a solution, if it’s cheap they go with it. Loop closed.

Expect more and more services to pop up everywhere. Expect apps to fill the gap.

The whole “cloud” has gone from a total hype word to a backbone of all the growth behind apps and services.

Sounds terrible, where is the opportunity?

There will be more services, more apps, more gadgets – yet nobody will be able or willing to support them all. One of the arguments you’ll have to make with your clients is that it’s cheaper and more effective to have an IT person (service) around to deal with it all.

There will be more solutions with less reputation. Mark these words and glue them to your fridge: Your clients need to find out about the technology from you. Not from the App store, not from Verizon guy, not from a blog – you. This will require you to change the way you “market” things: more mail, more training sessions, more demo days and lunch and learns. The old tired “What don’t you like about your computers” is done.

DIY only makes sense until the problems pile up. As one of my partners told me “SMB doesn’t mean small & medium business, it means Small Minded Business. The only reason clients pay us is because they can’t be bothered to do it themselves”.

My argument is that simple problems will be solved by the users. Big problems – compliance, backups, data integrity, audits, employee monitoring, timesheet accountability, business continuity (when a DIY/BYOD mobile worker leaves, how does a new employee continue?) and so on – will be done by you.

Services, apps, cloud – and you. Embedding all this stuff people want into the overall solution is a huge opportunity. But it requires different staff and different talent.

Finally, the biggest opportunity might come from the economy itself. We just made it through the fiscall cliff. The Federal Reserve is printing money faster than ever, Japan is devaluing it’s currency and European Union is shuffling around debt pretending it doesn’t exist. At least for the time being, people might feel a little bit better about outsourcing – not quite committing to “building” stuff but catching up.

The opportunity is out there. 2013 will be the best year yet, so long as you remember that we’re in 2013 and not 2003.

Coming IT Consolidation

IT Business
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Apparently something rubbed a few of you the wrong way so I figured I’d offer some perspective because I can’t reply to all the emails individually. In the last email I implied that the IT Solution Providers (my term for everything consulting / reselling / implementation related to IT) had the best year ever with most of the riffraff getting eliminated in the process and our best / most profitable years being behind us.

That makes no sense Vlad!!!

It does when you think about it.

In the 90’s SMB spent a lot of money to build networks. With them came IT guys and then IT departments.

In the 00’s SMB got tired of their IT guys and cut costs by outsourcing IT to MSPs, VARs and so on. Most skilled IT folks went out on their own and started IT companies.

In the late 00’s and early 10’s we’ve seen a huge move to the cloud. Yeah, I know, there are like 4 dudes doing REALLY great selling HP & Dell but everyone else (including the two companies) are struggling to keep it going.

Consolidation

SMB IT was established on the back of IT infrastructure.

It grew through outsourcing.

It grew through the cloud and acquisition of the smaller guys. As a matter of fact, most of your smaller IT guys that weren’t great at business are now working for my partners. I see a lot of people that I know.. now working for someone else I know.

Growth has been easy to come by.

So what’s next?

My crystal ball is still in the shop so I don’t know.. All I know is that you’ve got to stop digging your own grave by working with companies that are trying to eliminate you. Or continuing to “be busy” without regard for where your new opportunities come from.

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Business as usual has to change. You have to be a little bit more than irrationally optimistic to think that the same kind of card stock crap marketing that made it last decade is going to work going forward. Or that you’re gonna tweet your way into a goldmine.

Fact is, the IT has lost both power and sex appeal. Best Buy has really lost the shine it had a decade ago. Look at your ugly Dell and HP laptop – it looks and weighs the same as it did a decade ago. People are buying tablets, smartphones come with 5” screens with the app sophistication, speed and simplicity we don’t have on desktops and the biggest IT concern these days is BYOD – not something new to buy or implement. Look at Windows 8, at $39 for the upgrade they can’t even give it away.

Like I said about 5 years ago or so, focus needs to be on services in the all-encompassing sense where everything is taken care of. While it’s true that there will be less and less people that find IT important, those that leverage it to it’s fullest extent (or comply with the regulatory requirements, etc) will become more and more open to additional services.

In short, the best years for some of us are still ahead of us. Unfortunately, most IT businesses will certainly not be around to see it. The difference is effort, right partnerships, right solutions and ability to implement as much technology as possible to make the business operate better thanks to technology – not to make technology a burden that they cannot live with out. It’s all about the strategy.

Listen, every year I talk to less and less partners about the new stuff we are doing and every year I hear the same deadend excuse – we’re swamped right now but we’ll look at it ____ later. People sacrifice long term corporate growth for the short term growth. While you will never, ever see me criticize the spirit of a hustler, if you’re constantly passing up strategic opportunities to become more relevant for quick cash now, the well will eventually dry up and you’ll be lucky to work somewhere else. 

We’ll be doing a big “2013 – Year Ahead” podcast next week if you’d like to know some specific details..

In the meantime, pimp on and keep on making that green. Thank you for your tremendous support of ExchangeDefender (and the Unicorn) and Shockey Monkey in 2012. We’re throwing more $ into R&D than ever so next year is gonna be even better!

52nd Week

IT Business
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Just a heads up that I will be in office all week (working from home here and there tomorrow, Tuesday Dec 25) so if there is anything I can do for you don’t hesitate to contact me.

This week on the agenda is breaking of all the blogs and non-ExchangeDefender sites we run so if you can’t reach me from here, just give me a ring. I’ll be in my office.. extension 500.

This year (I’ll blog in detail if they give me permission) we managed to cram nearly 2 years of development in one – we’ve launched stuff very aggressively and we’ve received the feedback faster than ever – lots of stuff done, lots more to do. My closest and biggest partner get the idea of what we’re up to and I cannot express how incredibly rewarding it is to get so many ideas and suggestions back when we add new stuff.

Anyhow, development. Because of everything that happened this year with ExchangeDefender, LocalCloud, Unicorn, Managed Messaging and Shockey Monkey we don’t really have a very crisp line between the two years. The only real “break” between the two is financial (major new initiative launching in Jan/Feb timeline) but otherwise everything is going the same with the similar pedal-to-the-metal attitude.

Frankly, we’ve overwhelmed – but don’t let that stop you from cracking the whip – we have several areas that we are working on improving and literally all the products and services are getting a major facelift. In 2012 we formed a very good base for support (I can’t seem to hear enough good stuff about them whereas a few years ago it was just @#% nonstop), products are solid (some manuals still suck, some features need more explaining) and services just need more, more, more of everything.

984e5_400Alice-White-Rabbit_lHere is the good news tho – we’re the most profitable we’ve ever been, most successful we’ve ever been – and if you’re doing what I’ve been blogging about on here for years, so are you. The riffraff and crud of the SMB IT has to the large extent been eliminated as anyone could have predicted and the serious people are having the best year ever even though the economy is bad and probably going to get worse before it gets better (thanks to the jackasses in Washington and other countries playing catchup while burning up their currency to stay afloat).

As you can tell, lots of stuff on my mind, too much to do too little time – but as for the past 15 years, I’m here for you. Give me a call. Or an email (just don’t expect the response this year, I have a 4 figure unread count but I will get through it this week)

-Vlad

Go Monkey Go

IT Business, Shockey Monkey
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Monkey_mascot_blue1Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Monkey time. Today at 9:00 AM EST we will be launching Shockey Monkey 3. This means that even those of you in the Asia/Pacific region will get to enjoy better business productivity for at least a few hours before the world ends. This blog post will self-destruct in a day and I will claim that my “Princess!” password was hacked so enjoy.

Here is the game plan:

Beta testing has been completed, databases have been extended and upgraded to Shockey Monkey 3 schema.

At 9:00 AM EST we will be starting the rsync process. Updating thousands of portals is expected to take a moment. You’ll know when you’re on 3.

546632_509125829109012_885138370_n - CopyAt 9:01 AM EST we will be opening this bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue. Yes, seriously… I know, I know, I know, I can’t believe it either. I admit it. I have a problem. I am seeking counseling over it. It has caused me to really mess up at work, my emails and chats sound like that of a drunk neanderthal, I have been missing deadlines and the quality of my work has gone straight to crap. It’s a problem and the first step is admitting it. So I admit it. Yes, that is a Microsoft Surface type touch keyboard that you see behind the scotch. I’m sorry. I know it has hurt many people in my life and I hope we can focus on the positives – that so few of them were sold. Smile

At 1 PM EST we will be holding an obviously drunken webinar to talk you through the launch, what works, what doesn’t work, when things will be fixed, the thickness of the rope used to tie down dev monkeys to their desks fixing bugs through Christmas and New Years if need be.

Launch Webinar: Drunky Monkey (NSFW)

1PM EST Today

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/566871544

At 3 PM we have an EOY meeting, 4 PM Staff meeting, 5 PM Texas de Brazil meeting.

At Midnight…. well, Mayans.

In the meantime, should you encounter any issues please just do what Spungebob tells you. Click here.

Shockey Monkey 3–Corporate Management

IT Business, Shockey Monkey
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Last week we held the launch webinar for our ExchangeDefender partners and existing Shockey Monkey clients. If you’d like to take a look at it the recording is here. If I had to sum it up, SM3 is above and beyond what you need to manage an SMB company. Not just an IT business but any business – which is a huge area of opportunity for our IT partners – you can now sell the entire business system complete with the cloud services, management platform and your IT solution management under your brand, your price, your model and deliver a true end-to-end experience. I think that is something that will separate IT businesses that will survive from those that do not as they chase one fad after another and eventually get consumerized. But enough of my babbling, let me introduce you to some features. I have covered Marketing, Sales, Opportunities, Agreements and Proposals.. and now let’s talk about managing the company itself.

Corporation

The first thing about starting a business is a dream.

Everything you do after that – incorporation, bank accounts, employees, HR policies, hiring employees, issuing equipment, managing open positions, documenting accomplishments and reprimands, managing vendors, managing solutions, managing – is rolling the dice and hoping you’re doing your best given the limited insight and time you have. We’re not reckless but small business is that of limited resources and sometimes you make mistakes.

Shockey Monkey Corporate tab was designed with one goal in mind: deliver consistency and fairness in management over time. It’s simple, most small businesses that succeed initially do so because of a small, talented team that takes great care of it’s clients – but as that business grows making sure that everyone is on the same page all of the time becomes difficult because there are only so many jobs one person can do. While one person can manage things effectively in a startup and everyone can fill out a 1020S or 1140, things change a few million later when you need to be a part time IRS ninja at the same time as trying to motivate your employees to do what you want them to do.

Fair warning: This section of Shockey Monkey is GIANT. I cannot do it justice in one blog post and we’ve barely scratched the surface of what it can do. But even this 10% effort we’ve made here will make you 90% better off than most other small businesses out there.

We’ve read tons of business, management, leadership, communications, HR, etc books through the years and we’ve also made enough mistakes over the 15 years in business that we’re probably better off writing a book about about them than software.

That’s the catch – anyone can give you a list of steps and procedures and standards to follow when you hire a new employee – but if there is nothing to keep you accountable then there is no real penalty for not doing your job. And if you can ignore your responsibilities without penalty then the likelyhood that you will “remember to do it” at some point in future “when you have some time” will almost certainly be “never” and that’s something Shockey Monkey makes sure you don’t get the chance to do.

Business.. everyone is involved

Corporate management is much like corporate leadership – someone has to set an example and everyone is expected to document what is going on. I don’t have to ramble on about what happens when employees leave or when new employees come into roles that have never existed before – if you do it, write it down. End of conversation.

Problem is that nobody has a really sophisticated area to write things down when it comes to business process, only techies are good at maintaining somewhat-referenced knowledge bases. Now all SMBs do too – thanks to Shockey Monkey… and it can’t be easier, as a matter of fact it’s the very first tab:

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All of my critical stuff is there. My business, my profile, my projects, my schedule (which now syncs both ways with Exchange w/o software installation of any kind and works in the XD cloud with all ActiveSync devices for free – you’re welcome!) – everything I need to get the job done is here.

But what happens when I get my first (or eighty first) employee? How much will I have to manage them? Far less than you would have to without Shockey Monkey. Just add them in:

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Then assign the system to manage them for you. Let Shockey Monkey know when to expect them to show up for work, who they report to (and who will be approving their time sheets), their job description, benefits, perks..

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Just tell them to punch in and out when they show up for work and when they leave.. couldn’t be simpler, you’re ready to work when you’re in front of your PC with it powered on and you can type in your username and password. Check in!

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This is so that every week or every two weeks when their time sheets are due they can document when they showed up and what they did – which they are required to every time they come to work every single day – because Shockey Monkey is also a time punchclock. Oh, you were supposed to be here at 8:00 but showed up at 8:28, go ahead and explain why…

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System keeps employees accountable.

Employers and managers as well. Want some time off? Go ahead and make a simple request:

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Got equipment or doctor notes or parking violations or other items that we need to track as a part of your career? Fine, let’s upload them to Shockey Monkey, not stick into piles on my desk:

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Managers have responsibilities too… track laptops, smartphones, tablets, cars, gym memberships and everything else we’re giving to our employees:

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Finally… self management and self motivation.

If I could get away with running the Own Web Now empire by myself in my PJs I totally would. Over the years I’ve become accustomed to certain millionaire luxuries as a small business owner such as 6 hours of sleep almost every day, more than one calendar day per year when I’m not involved in putting out a fire, not being woken up at 2AM in the morning because something blew up in Austrlia.. Just kidding, you’ll never get to sleep before 3AM if you own your own SMB.

So you need employees. But can you only hire and retain the best of the best, or do you just need a few really competent accountable people surrounded by a bunch of assistants? Even better, what is your hit/miss ration when it comes to thinking you hired a go getter and ended up with someone with expectation of bankers hours?

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Shockey Monkey let’s you set goals and let people live and die by their effort. If you want to do the bare minimum for your job then you’re quite welcome to keep it so long as you don’t cause problems. Minimum effort = minimum incentives and raises. But show me that you’re capable of doing more and you’ll be rewarded.

How do you manage that? Well, not effectively… but with Shockey Monkey 3 you get to. Set milestones and goals for your employees and write them down in the monkey. Let the employees know what they can have in 6-12-18 months if they become more valuable to you and let them earn it.

As they do – they can document their new experience, education, certifications, etc. Show me.

It’s that simple. I cannot do this system justice in one blog post but I hope that the screenshot onslaught is proving the fact that: It’s there, it’s simple and you have no excuse not to use it!!!

It’s also something that applies to any SMB and all SMBs.. and if you only buy Shockey Monkey for this one thing it will more than pay for itself many times over if it just helps get one employee from riffraff to a star. It’s also something that’s dead simple to present and sell to a client that needs Shockey Monkey because if you can find me a business that has this all figured out you’re either looking at a liar (or maybe HR consultant is less offensive of a term) or someone that’s outright delusional.

Point is, as a small business owner or manager you need to focus on the business but you also need to keep an eye on the operations. You cannot do both effectively without Shockey Monkey and that’s why we’ve built it.

Corporate Summary

Small business owners, managers and stakeholders largely feel like they need to get a better grip on the accountability of their employees – all while spending more time and money trying to keep the house in order. Overworked, underappreciated and distracted company with poor communication cannot go forward effectively.

We spent more time and money on research and development of the Corporate features in Shockey Monkey because for the past 15 years in business we haven’t had a system or a software solution to manage us all. We had dozens of applications, portal, sites, packages, consulting engagements and audits all of which addressed one limited area of the business while the communications overall suffered… we felt great about every single one of these investments heading into them (because the premise is great) but without a framework to keep the entire company organized the effort is usually a waste.

With Shockey Monkey we have built a system to help you avoid every single management mistake and miscommunication we have made ourselves. We’re giving it to you for free. If there is a legacy to Own Web Now, ExchangeDefender and Shockey Monkey it’s not just that we’ve learned from our mistakes but that we’ve done the one honorable thing in business – helped other businesses avoid mistakes.

We don’t want you to be more successful by putting in more effort, we want you to be more effective at managing your business by simply enjoying your job.

Note: Shockey Monkey 3 will be automatically rolled out to all existing Shockey Monkey portals on Thursday, December 20th, 2012.

We will be holding a Shockey Monkey 3 launch webinar tomorrow at 1PM EST.. Watch us drink Johnnie Walker Blue Label while we walk you through our new product and give you an idea of all the areas we’ll be attacking next:

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/566871544

Shockey Monkey 3–Sales, Proposals, Opportunities, Agreements & Quotes

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Last week we held the launch webinar for our ExchangeDefender partners and existing Shockey Monkey clients. If you’d like to take a look at it the recording is here. If I had to sum it up, SM3 is above and beyond what you need to manage an SMB company. Not just an IT business but any business – which is a huge area of opportunity for our IT partners – you can now sell the entire business system complete with the cloud services, management platform and your IT solution management under your brand, your price, your model and deliver a true end-to-end experience. I think that is something that will separate IT businesses that will survive from those that do not as they chase one fad after another and eventually get consumerized. But enough of my babbling, let me introduce you to some features. Yesterday I talked about Marketing, today it’s Sales.

Brief Reality About Sales

There are tons of books about sales. Most of them try to teach people how to be real human beings and how to guide a conversation in a way that will lead the prospect to hand over the money. They do nothing in terms of sales personnel accountability, focus areas, bonus structures, incentives and so on – to a sales person those items are secondary and to poor & mediocre sales people in SMB (99.92% of them) there is seemingly 0 connection between getting the deal and seeing the deal deliver value to the client.

Sales directive is “Get them to sign on the line which is dotted, collect commission” and small business owners quickly get disillusioned by this attitude because they care about the company, quality of service, etc.

Shockey Monkey sales components were written with two objectives in mind:

1. Keep sales personnel accountable.

2. Turn everyone into an effective sales person.

SMB sales methodology is different from employment in big business, namely: We all sell. All the time. Every client interaction can lead to a sale (or loss of future business) and the better we serve our clients, the more responsive we are to their demands, the more they will look to do business with us. It’s just common sense, just hard to execute… until Shockey Monkey.

Shockey Monkey Opportunities

Shockey Monkey opportunities are the first step in the sales process – Someone wants something from us, let’s figure out how to track the interaction. Think of it like a support request for the business side of the house. We’ve made is both simple and quick to register an opportunity, yet powerful enough to break down further information that will give the management better insight into where money is potentially coming from and sales folks an idea of how much they could make. Let’s focus on the speed first:

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It’s hard to tell from the screenshot but this interface flows with the use. Our goal was to have the opportunity documented in less than 60 seconds from logging into Shockey Monkey. New > Opportunity > Company (if it’s already in the system it prefills all their data) and then just fill in the details if you want to – but remember it’s optional.

Why? Why let people halfass it? I will explain this in greater detail later based on all the interviews we made during the SM3 development in 2012 but the goal of the opportunity is to get the ball rolling. It can be revised, adjusted, tweaked, managed and adjusted. Opportunity is the start of the sales process in SMB.

But if you have the time, why not enter a lot more? Well, you’re going to have to eventually. Same story as before – no clutter, no endless tabs, no cockpit navigational control complexity. Just provide the info – all of which is customizable for your own business!

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The idea here is to see how much is this opportunity worth it to me – so it a pile of orders come in at the same time we act the fastest on the most profitable ones (or not, depending on your strategy, circumstances, etc)

After it’s in the system, working the opportunity is just a part of the job. And it’s easy and it’s tracked:

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You can instantly tell as a manager what is going to cover the next payroll run – it’s all just a matter of tracking what you do!

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I hate to keep on saying “quickly and easily” but in all my years in business I’ve never been able to get people to do anything unless I made it more convenient for them to do it my way – regardless of bonuses, incentives, promotions on the table, if it’s not easy it doesn’t get done consistently.

quote_pic1Whenever we talk to people about Sales it’s the same story – Oh, we don’t use that – and rightfully so. If it’s too complex, too convoluted, too time consuming and you don’t see the point you shouldn’t use it. You should spend the time on the phone or with clients which is what you get paid to do, not to do data entry. But make it easy and seamless as a part of the conversation and soon you have the level of accountability from your sales that you have from your technicians. It’s all about insight.

Why is it valuable? Because part of the Opportunity naturally leads to a Quote – which is dead simple:

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That’s what it looks like blank. But if you choose to create a Quote from the open Opportunity, all the data is prefilled. Just Add products and services and hit create quote. You’ll know when the client views it and they’ll have the option to approve it right there in the web browser. When they do it creates agreements, support tickets, projects, etc.

Most importantly, it connects all of your personnel. It tells you who is dropping the ball. If there are tons of opportunities but no proposals, we’re not doing our best are we? What about it taking days to get a Quote out? If the same person isn’t doing both tasks, you won’t have to count on them both to “connect” – the software will alert them when they need to do something and if you incentivize them to get their job done you’ll see both sales, quotes, support and project people talking together without your “managing” because they are linked together (and it’s very easy to see when someone isn’t doing their job… and best of all, you won’t have to say it – the software will say it to them for you.. SHOCKEY monkey)

Again, unlinked and processless sales CRM sucks, and it shows clearly when it seems like it was just thrown together one project manager after another. With Shockey Monkey you get the system that was designed from the ground up to be simple and connected. Here is what it looks like blank:

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Not effective, huh? But imagine this prefilled from your Quote that was automatically generated when the client viewed and accepted the Quote on the web. All you have to do is Create the Agreement.

Half of small business management is figuring out who isn’t doing their job and the other half is constantly repeating how you expect people to do their job. Use the right solution and provide fair reporting and integration among the components and you won’t have to do a thing – employees will keep each other accountable and if their incentives are based on what’s in the system they will enter the data – trust me!

Think about it.

Sales Summary

There are many, many, many CRM packages out there. All of which we’ve used at one point or another, all of which suck and don’t apply to our business or are too complex or or or. Eventually I had my come to Jesus talk and realized that sales people are just like all the other employees – they don’t want to be blamed for stuff that goes wrong and they want all the credit for everything that goes right. So we sat down with all the people that weren’t using their tools to their fullest potential and we realized that we all share the common pain – sales guys are not often logically connected to the rest of the team. Small business cannot survive with fragmented responsibilities, we all get paid when we all do a good job. Sales guys aren’t training wheels as the company starts driving from one man shops to the midmarket, they are a part of the team and they need to understand their responsibilities in the context of the team that fulfills all their promises which are based on the market-tested marketing message the management puts forward. 

We don’t want you to be more successful by putting in more effort, we want you to be more effective at managing your business by simply enjoying your job.

Note: Shockey Monkey 3 will be automatically rolled out to all existing Shockey Monkey portals on Thursday, December 20th, 2012.

Shockey Monkey 3 – Marketing

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Last week we held the launch webinar for our ExchangeDefender partners and existing Shockey Monkey clients. If you’d like to take a look at it the recording is here. If I had to sum it up, SM3 is above and beyond what you need to manage an SMB company. Not just an IT business but any business – which is a huge area of opportunity for our IT partners – you can now sell the entire business system complete with the cloud services, management platform and your IT solution management under your brand, your price, your model and deliver a true end-to-end experience. I think that is something that will separate IT businesses that will survive from those that do not as they chase one fad after another and eventually get consumerized. But enough of my babbling, let me introduce you to some features. First up, Marketing.

Shockey Monkey Marketing

Shockey Monkey Marketing is actually a subset of the new Sales section of Shockey Monkey. With this specific feature set we looked more at an organizational investment area that needed to be managed, specifically:

Where is my new business going to come from?

If you need to answer that question you need a process and a backend that can keep everyone in check. Sales do not happen without a marketing effort, marketing effort isn’t sustained unless sales doesn’t properly credit the campaign that triggered the lead and nothing happens consistently unless it’s properly linked and related to each other.

As you will hear me say a lot – we didn’t sit down to try and automate an IT guy or a sales guy or a marketing guy – we looked at the entire business and we designed the system that would keep everyone in it accountable. Simply.

That may sound like it was ripped right out of Dilbert but here is what it means in English:

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To document a new marketing campaign it needs to be quick and easy – in the modern social media world where a marketing campaign might consist out of a simple $7 promoted posting on Facebook, tracking it should be as simple as creating it. When we talk to our business partners and our employees (when they fail) about why something didn’t get done the answer is always the same: I was too busy. What they really meant to say is: It takes too long to do it and requires my undivided attention that I pushed it off until I forgot about it and I’m sorry you caught me. Ouch!

To start a new campaign all you need is a name, type, when it starts, ends, description and a group of leads that were targeted. Done.

From there it will show up under every new opportunity as a way to attribute a lead to a particular campaign. It’s simple, it’s easy, it’s inexcusable to avoid.

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But is it a lightweight? Quite the opposite. One of the benefits of designing this from the ground up is that you get a lightning fast interface that isn’t cluttered with tabs or an experience that makes you feel like you just walked into an airplane cockpit. For example, do you want to track financial terms of the campaign like Design costs, Collateral costs, Postal fees or other user defined fields that you configure for your own campaigns? Just click on the Financial bar and the new section slides into view to document your costs. It’s that simple because if it wasn’t it wouldn’t get done.

Email and HTML Campaigns & Tracking

But what about email campaigns, do I need to document it here after I start something with Constant Contact or MailChimp? You could.

Or you could just use Shockey Monkey to send the email in the first place. If you select the email campaign you can just type up the email to send right then and there. Here is how simple it is:

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Sending email campaigns out of Shockey Monkey isn’t any more difficult than sending them out of Outlook – in fact, you can import existing HTML into a campaign and with preconfigured Marketing Groups you don’t have to deal with mail merges or anything else.

It’s not simply about reducing excuses for something not getting done – it’s about making it more convenient for employees to get their jobs done!

Reoccuring Messages

Not all marketing is the same. Not all customer outreach activity is spamming or marketing. Yet, every customer interaction is a marketing opportunity.

In the many, many, many, many, many, many failures we’ve had at ExchangeDefender in the 15 years of doing business we’ve only been commended and punished for one thing completely unrelated to the services we provide: communication. How well do we work with our customers and how well informed we keep them is what keeps them our customers.

Throughout the month there are many events that we are responsible for that we need to keep our customers informed about… but sometimes it’s hard to find the time and it’s hard to be disciplined. This is something that Shockey Monkey will fix for a small business through reoccuring messages:

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Instead of focusing on time intensive campaigns, automate a part of your communication. If you know that your clients PCs will blow up every 2nd Tuesday of the month, why not schedule a notification to go out a day before to give them a heads up. Or if you have a deadline for orders that need to be shipped and delivered in time for Christmas, why not send a reminder a few days ahead of time?

Now you have no excuse. This form takes seconds to complete and the actual message is typed in the same way it is in Outlook so just do it!!

Marketing Summary

Every customer interaction is an opportunity to show how well you can take care of your customers.

It’s not an “IT Company” thing, it’s a business thing. People like to talk about how it’s easier to keep existing clients than get new ones but everything takes effort – and with Shockey Monkey we’re going to help you minimize that effort.

We wanted to design the most powerful business management platform out there… but not in a typical way of taking every crackheaded idea, giving it a tab and making the user figure it all out through hours of wasted training and failed efforts. We wanted to take everyday tasks that we are all responsible for and make it more convenient and easy to do. Instead of forcing people to do something we are making it faster. Instead of requiring, we’re making it easier.

We don’t want you to be more successful by putting in more effort, we want you to be more effective at managing your business by simply enjoying your job.

Note: Shockey Monkey 3 will be automatically rolled out to all existing Shockey Monkey portals on Thursday, December 20th, 2012.