SM3 Winging The Small Business

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Over the past few days I’ve been walking you through the year since the release of Shockey Monkey 2. Way too much went into making of the new release and it’s fundamentally different in a spectacular way. Please tune in to the webinar, this Thursday at noon.

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Much of what Shockey Monkey 3 has become has roots in the problems ExchangeDefender has as we’ve grown – using dozens of applications, portals and sites to manage our business is kind of ridiculous. My partners came to the same realization – we can sell infrastructure and servers all day and night but it’s getting to the point that the technology is just good enough and replaceable enough that we need something else to stay in the account.

That something else is a matter of accountability when stuff inevitably goes wrong. When stuff breaks, as it will, who gets to take care of it?

In small business the DIY culture often puts the boss or the most senior person in charge of dealing with problems. Obviously, that’s a very lucrative area to address as a service provider. Unfortunately, the level of visibility is just not there because the controls are not there because there is no way to measure what is going on.

Organizational Efficiency

With Shockey Monkey 3 we are really pulling ahead and staking the software on the simple fact that people that make the business are the most important thing to track and manage. Not the support tickets, not the expenses, not the opportunities, not the invoices, not the quotes, not the schedule/dispatch, nothing else.

Let’s face it, if you cannot account for the people that manage all that stuff how can you trust any of it?

The first tab in Shockey Monkey 3 is “My Business”

We have integrated the punch clock, checkin, timesheets, employee career path, accomplishments, reprimands, equipment, education, career goals, in/out board, working status (#waywo = Vladism for “What are you working on?”) and a bunch more.

We’ve tied it in with the Unicorn as well.

(The whole “it’s not an RMM” thing should be sinking in right now)

The key to running a successful business is effectively managing and motivating your people to do the best job possible. Always.

Technology is there to help you. If you’re an IT Solution Provider, the technology and services you sell are there to help. But without properly accounting for how that technology is used, you’re just buying a lot of expensive gadgets that download a lot of updates.

Now allow me to connect the dots.

You sell technology, right?

You sell servers, managed services, web sites, accounting, PoS equipment, terminals, laptops, tablets, right?

What if you showed them how to put all this cool stuff to use?

I mean actually show them how it’s used. When did the employee check in, what are they working on, when did they check out, what did they work on throughout the day, which accounts they touched and which projects they were involved in?

Now for the close… what if you could sell them the system, the advice and the knowhow of this system to help them run their business as effectively as you do yours?

Monkey. Shockey Monkey.

See ya Thursday.

SM3 Solving a Problem That Doesn’t Exist

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As noted last week, over the next few days I will share some background behind what happened between the release of SM2 (January ‘12) and SM3 which will come out in a few days. Please tune in to the webinar, this Thursday at noon.

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If you haven’t had a chance to read everything I’ve written so far, in short: We had a great release with Shockey Monkey 2 and it attracted thousands of partners to us. We made a lot of money with it but to take it to the next level it just needed an incredible push of a solid support and sales organization. Not something I was keen to build so I listened to all the IT companies and VCs that were interested in it – but none of them quite lived up to what I expected.

Perspective Matters

All the while we were building new stuff behind ExchangeDefender and Shockey Monkey we interacted with the new partners that were pouring into our organization as a result of Shockey Monkey. We listened to the questions, feature requests, bugs and then something magical happened.. people started to get creative!

The world of small business is as simple as it is small minded – we wing everything we can and rely on third party recommendations as much as we rely on our gut. Combine that with tight budgets, overworked staff and limited time and you’ve got a wonderful mess on your hands.

Naturally, we only admit to this stupidity the minute we move beyond it and can’t believe the mistakes we made along the way. Yet we rely on advice of people – we let someone setup our networks, our books, our HR policies, we borrow someones marketing strategy/collateral/budgeting, we make stuff happen.

As I talked to literally thousands of MSPs over the past few years I kept on hearing the above.. over and over. Then I looked at our mess.

We had one app for contractors, another app for full time employees, third party payroll system, third party biometrics, third party security camera feed and our HR policies came from a local HR consulting agency many moons ago. We were literally using more than a dozen systems just to manage the fact that people showed up to work and expected a paycheck. Not because it was strategically relevant to us (we kill SPAM and take care of peoples email and documents) but because we needed to.

The more IT folks I talked to the more I realized that these problems were all the same and that they were the same across small IT shops and midmarket companies whose IT they managed.

Most importantly – many MSPs saw the writing on the wall, that they could no longer survive just by setting up infrastructure – they needed to have it show business results. If the IT solution provider was only there to solve IT, with the complexity of IT going down, there needed to be another way to solve the whole problem not just the little piece.

Most of this will make a lot of sense when you see Shockey Monkey 3 on Thursday.

The Big Elephant In The Room

I will make this simple.

You’re an IT Solution Provider, right?

Why? Why do you think people pay you to hook up their broadband to their routers to switches to PCs and printers and the cloud and mobile devices? To do their job is not the answer – because their job typically transcends just the operation of computer resources.

It involves tying people to a process to accountability and measuring their performance.

The more we looked at what we would add to the monkey, the more we saw our partners as small business mentors – both from the standpoint of experience but also from a standpoint of providing a framework (Shockey Monkey) and support (your IT guys, your bookkeepers, your facilities management companies, data destruction, cleaners, backup, signage, etc).

We looked at Shockey Monkey not as an IT guy tool. We looked at a type of business – can you name a business that doesn’t have a problem managing it’s clients, vendors, expenses, services, contracts, quotes, opportunities, employees, payroll, incentives, benefits, inventory, etc. I can’t. Everyone from an insurance company to a law company to a limo driver to a babysitter.. needs a system to organize the business around.

IT is just one small piece of it.

Selling more of it starts quite simply: “Let me show you how we do it.”

See ya Thursday!

SM3 Sometimes You’re Just Wrong

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As I mentioned yesterday, over the next few days I will share some background behind what happened between the release of SM2 (this January) and SM3 which will come out in a few days. Please tune in to the webinar.

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You need to know how we arrived here so you can be as successful as you possibly can be.

Much like SM1, SM2 was a work in progress. We put out a fantastic product at a fantastic price point and a business model that has made us an insane amount of money. You know how they say there is no such thing as a free lunch, right? Well, the reason Shockey Monkey is free is because it’s used by our partners who, once on Shockey Monkey, sell a lot of ExchangeDefender products and services.

With SM2 I had hoped to open up the same opportunity to third parties (for a fee) but there was a catch – I’m not just letting you SPAM the SM users with pointless ads, you actually have to help us produce content and training for the users on how they can best leverage the service to make something out of nothing. It’s something that worked incredibly well for ExchangeDefender… but it’s something that flopped catastrophically. While we had a ton of people step in to sponsor it, having your ads displayed somewhere is no guarantee of sales. That’s just not how it works in SMB, you don’t get the deal just because you exist, you have to earn it.. or more bluntly, SM would have to do this on it’s own.

Please… take our money..

Due to it’s popularity.. Shockey Monkey got a lot of interest from both the VC and the big software companies in the channel.

I spoke to everyone that wanted to discuss it.

Without exception, everyone was interested in the ExchangeDefender piece which was obviously not on the table. Everyone wants the cash cow to be a part of the deal because that’s how they can finance the deal. That’s kind of where things typically fall apart though – folks are accustomed to taking over brokeass companies that are typically in debt. We have 0 debt and are incredibly profitable – so it’s not your typical “investment” where daddy pays off your credit card and allows you to keep a contract job with a golden parachute. You have to break off a lot of cheese.

The more time I spent with some of the smartest people in our industry discussing the sale and explaining the business model the more something became readily apparent: they had no plan for it beyond what someone else was doing. To which the obvious question becomes: Then why don’t you go and buy them?

As of the summer, Shockey Monkey is no longer on sale and going forward I’m declining any invites to sell it. Why? Because the painful part of what needed to be done within SM to make it a top tier product has already been done. Sales force? Done. Sales automation, marketing automation, HR automation, career management.. Done. The stuff that I really did not want to do myself and would have been easier to hand off to someone else.. is at this point complete. That’s business – sometimes you try to take the easy way out, when that doesn’t work you can either give up or get back to work. I owe an immense amount of credit to my senior management who sacrificed a lot of sleep to bring us to this point.

Now..

I will discuss this in the next few blog posts but I spent a lot of time with some really smart people as they looked at SM and poked at every single side of it to figure out how it made sense. No matter how smart and successful we happen to be, we’re really good in the tunnel and tend not to be able to see but one light at the end of it.

I owe perhaps the most thanks to Arnie Bellini whom I showed the whole thing and pitched a bunch of different applications for the system. We did a little “hot and cold” type of an exercise.. “Is this something you’d consider to be valueable?” No. “How about this, do you think a business owner would care about this?” No. “What about all this data over here, it’s unmanaged and unchecked but is it a source of potential or worse, liability? “ Maybe but no.

The more incredibly smart people I talked to, the deeper we went down the tunnel of only seeing one light at the end of it, only one possible fit and one real potential.

If that were true, I’d be working for Microsoft today.

I will break down the details to you in a bit but I will offer you this teaser: We make an incredible amount of money at ExchangeDefender connecting the bits and pieces of stuff for our clients. Exchange to SharePoint, workstations to LocalCloud, email to Encryption, etc, etc, etc. But what the hell for? To enable clients to communicate better and run their business.

We have this tunnel vision that we are stuck in: If we just throw more infrastructure and assemble these building blocks, business owners and managers will be able to do what they need to in order to manage their business. Even if they hit it like a caveman where all this technology, infrastructure and tech consulting only leads them to replace their memos / faxes and document libraries with a digital crutch.

Here is the bitch though: The easier those lego bricks become to assemble, the less margin there is and the less complexity and the less opportunity. When everyone focuses on cheap and slow and easy everyone loses. So the best reach for stuff to give them an advantage.

I believe that advantage is Shockey Monkey – not just for IT businesses but for any SMB – and I look forward to showing you how next week.

Then There Were Three

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We will be officially launching Shockey Monkey 3 next Thursday. Please register and tune in. For the next 7 days leading up to the launch I intend to share a lot of very frank and honest details about what we’ve done so far.. so you can take advantage of what we’re about to do next.

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Shockey Monkey goes beyond your IT management / PSA suite. As I’ve maintained since the beginning, we’re not in this to build a PSA for the IT guy. I think that opportunity is both played out and, let’s face it, it doesn’t actually make you money.

It has taken a while but I have finally built what I believe will give my partners a head start to the next great opportunity in SMB. Tune in to the webinar or read the next few days of blog posts or just give me a ring. We’ve listened to the feedback, we’ve taken design and implementation advice, we have dealt with bugs and features and I look forward to this huge next step.

-Vlad

End of Vlad

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My role and my responsibilities at Own Web Now, ExchangeDefender, Shockey Monkey, Looks Cloudy and virtually every single thing my little empire touches and does.. will be changing at the end of the year.

Going forward, as the CEO, I will be responsible for the service design and general business leadership/management.

IMG_1411If you have a question about technical implementation, support problem, billing problem, feature request, software bug, event sponsorship, technology/IP licensing, business partnership, partner program benefits, marketing collateral request, etc, etc, etc… there are tons of people at my company that would love to help you.

 

If you have a question about which hot dog is the best at Pinks or how to pop a wheelie on a Ducati, I’m your guy. If you have my direct cell phone and wanna chat, give me a call. Otherwise, if you email me with an issue you will get the following email:

Dear _____,

I (or one of my assistants) have received your email and determined that it’s related to ____________ and the best folks to help you with that are in _____. This message has been forwarded to their supervisor who will put some extra priority on it and try to take care of it.

What to expect:

This message will generate an internal request with a higher priority than regular issues. It will be seen by the current shift and will be reviewed immediately.

The person in charge will also follow up with you via email and/or phone call to make sure this is resolved to your satisfaction.

If a few days pass and this is still an issue and you’re not happy about what my team has done, please call me or schedule a time with Chelsea Richards (chelsea@ownwebnow.com) and I will do what I can to help.

P.S. Sorry about the canned message, I wanted to give you a full explanation of what is about to happen because your issue is important to us and we want to take great care of you.

Sincerely,

Vlad Mazek, CEO

So here is the thing..

Despite what you may think of my lifestyle on Facebook or this blog, I still work for a living. Yeah, I get to take a long weekend off far more often than anyone should, but I also work more 60 hour weeks than most of the people employed by me. No complaints about that either, I love this business.

Not so long ago I was the guy that could help with support, with a billing problem, I could add a feature to ExchangeDefender on the fly and I could figure out any Exchange issue you may be running into. Combine that with lack of appreciation for sleep and I used to be the go-to-guy at ExchangeDefender. I set this company up, I built it and even when other people were in charge of stuff, I could still dive in at any time and help.

Today, that’s no longer the case. I do not have access to most of the systems here. I am not in the loop on most of the support and engineering work and even if I made some kind of a quick change, the backend systems would just overwrite it. To put it even more bluntly, I don’t even know the names of everyone that works here.

So here is what happens when you email me:

1. I read the email.
2. I try to figure out who is available right now that can help.
3. I fail at #2.
4. I email the VP of the department, or if it involves more than one person (let’s say it’s a billing issue about a service problem) I will email the entire management.
5. a. Best case scenario: Everyone involved in #4 will stop what they are doing and explain to me what is going on (instead of helping you) so that I can respond to the email you sent me.
5. b. Worst case scenario: VP will reach out to the person that is actually working for an update. They will exchange some information. Then they will reach out to me, we’ll exchange some information. I’ll then send you a response.

There are just too many cooks in the kitchen.

Everything at ExchangeDefender works through the portal. If it’s not in the portal, someone has to type it in and start a tracking process for all the email going back and forth. It may be quicker, easier or more convenient for you to email me.. which I understand and I encourage you to do, just keep in mind that “let’s get Vlad on this” slows stuff down exponentially. Here is the OWN HQ security camera footage:

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When you need something and start working with my team and aren’t happy – ask them to escalate it. If you involve me, I am going to take the least effective route possible – I’m gonna go talk to my guy. Who will talk to his guy. Who will talk to his guy. So even if it involves 3 people, it’s going to take 3x longer than if you just asked the phone drone to get a second opinion.

I really, really, really don’t want to be a dick about this even though there is no other way of saying this. I still care about every single dollar that comes into this company and every single person affected by our services and solutions. I care. I want to hear when stuff is going well and when stuff is going poorly. Just don’t involve me in the actual escalation process of things because it’s gonna slow stuff down. It’s because I care that I pushed this inefficiency for a few years now but folks – I have a great team here, they are the ones that make me look good. I love to help – it’s just that when I do I create more problems and more inefficiencies and I just have to make it stop.

So instead of being an ass and ignoring your emails, I (or one of my assistants) will be sorting through the email and getting someone that can help. If not, you can always call me.

P.S. This would also be a great time to stop emailing me p0rn. I have no idea what kind of stuff the ladies that work for me are into but I’m pretty sure they are not into the stuff you are into Alex. Texting it to me is still welcome and quite appreciated.

Help me Vlad, I can’t make money in the cloud

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Recently they let me escape the office and go abroad to a trade show where I got to interact with the indigenous population and hear about their problems and challenges. For the billionth time on Vladville: what your clients are buying is you.

Every day I get to talk to a bunch of people who don’t understand the cloud or even worse, willingly buy into the marketing hype that surrounds it. Instead on focusing on the solution, folks focus on the product, features and tons of other stuff that their clients both don’t care about and don’t understand.

Quick math question: What is the value of something I don’t understand, don’t care about and don’t think I need? Exactly.

Longer math question: Do you often find yourself in your office, bored, with nothing better to do? Or perhaps you’re just slammed dealing with orders, clients and tons to be done? In either situation, I’m guessing that talking to someone that is trying to tell you something is pretty much dead last on the list of things you would want to do. Now flip the table as a service provider trying to sell the cloud – someone has just decided to give you their time to sell them the cloud. Why? What have you heard about the cloud? What is driving the decision? Is everyone that is making this decision here? What are your needs and major goals with the move to the cloud?

They are still sitting there, still listening to you and still answering your questions. Which goes against just about all the sales training you’ll ever get – where you’re supposed to drown your prospect with information, confidence, pressure them to close and so on.

If time is money… What do you do for a living again?

If your clients and prospects wanted Gmail or Office 365, trust me, they wouldn’t be talking to you. They would have signed up and would have been working not sitting around chatting about stuff you want to sell them that they don’t care about.

That said, how do you make money on things you cannot charge for?

The answer is simple. Our company provides service and support end-to-end and we have several platforms that would meet your requirements. Here are the options and they vary but our support service is $20 per month per user. Whichever platform you choose is up to you and I’ll demo the few but we handle your onboarding, training, support, backups, escalation, implementation, upgrades and virtually all other IT services related to the cloud. Yes, the small monthly fee you saw advertised covers the cloud service but there is a lot more to using it effectively and we’ll make sure we take care of that while you do what you love.

Bam. Done. You’ve just made the money in the cloud.

The wiser alternative is of course to design your own bundle with your own tiers and actually structure the solution in a way that maximizes your potential revenue. But if you suck at sales and you’re dealing with clients that are more business savvy and want to be in control.. this is a way to do all that other stuff that the cloud doesn’t.

While yes the cloud is in certain cases cheaper, easier, more reliable, more scalable and more effective and backed better financially – it is only a part of the puzzle – and IT Solution Providers complete that puzzle with the services to consume the cloud properly.

Sure, smaller businesses may not need a partner for IT and may just DIY it. Larger companies don’t have dedicated IT staff and when there is a problem they either deal with it themselves or the problem cripples the business.

The only questions the prospective client has to ask themselves is if they value your service and if they trust you to do the job. It’s really no different than their hiring process for any other role – full time, part time, contractor or intern – is your task valuable to them and do they trust you to do it. So long as you can sell yourself on that – and not the irrelevant stuff – it doesn’t matter who bills, how, when and where – or how much.

Like that? Hop on over here and we’ll teach you the rest.

P.S. Shockey Monkey 3 is coming in December.

Shockey Monkey New World

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The way people run and manage their businesses has changed fundamentally over the past decade with the introduction of new technology. First-run CRM solutions looked little more than digital forms of the existing paper inefficiencies with Microsoft even adding a product to it’s Office flagship to do nothing but generate digital forms. Yes, it sold a lot of software but never really had much impact in the way business is being done because nothing was connected in a way that involved senior management and transparency through the layers of employees or communicated any level of standards for how business was to be done.

Everyone made their own thing up until they hit the limitations and then they went elsewhere – without senior management oversight – the whole thing was just allowed to flop.

There you have it.. The brief history of SMB business management solutions, according to Vlad Smile

Shockey Monkey is perhaps the one area of my business where I’m not looking at the past or what has been built in the management space for inspiration where people are forced to use the software they don’t like… but at the solutions that people love that have an element of motivation.

As a business owner/manager, critical part of the job is to motivate your employees to do better than their best so that you don’t have to do their jobs for them. 

With that, I’m extending the first of many Shockey Monkey 3 invitations to you:

Thursday, Noon EST

https://www1.gotomeeting.com/register/440236337

For example, consider the following:

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This is my Fitbit report which basically monitors my physical activity and tells me when I have days that I haven’t done enough. I could just ignore it, take it off, throw it away.. yet, I need to lose weight so I can post better times on the bike so I can do the full Ironman. It lets me set simple reports and metrics that allow me to go from fatass CEO to an Ironman finisher.

Work, or really any level of effort, is incentivized in much the same way. The smaller the small business, the less knowledge it has of the millions of hours that have been spent studying management, motivation, incentives. Most small business owners don’t happen to be business college graduates or MBA holders – and even those of us with those credentials make more mistakes than we’re willing to admit.

But I think we can all agree that there needs to be a level of accountability across the organization.

We can also agree that there are significant benefits to business transparency.

After all, if the employee isn’t performing is it their fault or the fault of the management that has not incentivized them properly? Does the employee simply not care about doing a good job or do they not understand that doing a good job leads to rewards?

You could get really cynical…

And say that the awards and the screenshot above are fantastic for 5 year olds trying to collect badges for their Xbox avatar.. or to unlock a hidden feature in Angry Birds.

Yet if you can agree that you benefit from transparency and your staff buying into the platform and using a combined common set of metrics.. then a visual indicator of progress is important. Rewarding a user for using more than one module (Support and CRM) or creating X number of leads or Y number of opportunities or creating a report.. gives them visual indication of the progress that you want them making with your tool. If there is a bonus at the end of the rainbow, more people would buy into the process more and standardize on the way business communication gets done.

I can teach you what I want you to do and I can force you to use a platform.. but if I want you to embrace it more than I’m forcing you to.. then all I need to do is slap an incentive on the end of the trail of awards and let you motivate yourself.

Little candy along the way can’t hurt.

-Vlad

Work Sucks

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Work sucks.. but someone has to do it. The more you care about something, the harder you will have to work. As I mentioned last night on my Facebook:

Problem with a lot of good advice is that someone still has to do a lot of hard work… and most people don’t want to.

This is the impression I’m left with after a few days of intensely interacting with partners of all walks of life and all levels of financial and lifestyle success. I’ll make this brief:

It doesn’t really matter that you have the best product. Or the best practices. Or the best people or the most money.. What matters is that you have a work ethic and a sense of awareness – for when you are wrong, for when you’re stupid and for when you win. People with the best products fail too. Rich people end up in the poor house. So long as you’re willing to wake up each day and make tomorrow just a little bit better than today and understand nothing happens overnight – you’ll do great.

My legacy in the business world is completely aside from my success as a businessman.

My success in business is directly attributable to the hard work, sacrifice and incredible streak of luck. As you’ve seen on this blog through the years, shit happens to me too (a lot), but my unwillingness to give up is what keeps me and my team moving forward. We didn’t get here overnight – it took over 15 years – and we’re still nowhere near perfect. But we work much harder because our objective is perfection – not an IPO or sale to someone or an exit strategy that I see so many of you worrying about. Worry about your clients, the rest will take care of itself! Screw them and you won’t have to worry about anything else.

My legacy is that I’ve given thousands of people the opportunity to better manage their IT business with Shockey Monkey. Much like Microsoft and many others helped me. I didn’t build this company on my own and I wanted to make sure that we have at least some piece of our non-transactional business contribute to the growth of the industry and it’s people.

The many lessons I’ve learned and the mistakes that took me there are on this blog in black and white. The only advice I have looking back is that if you’re excited and expecting it to be easy… business ownership is not for you. Having a job is not a failure and there are days on which I’d love to trade for one.. but if the only reason you don’t have a job is because you’re building something and firmly believe you can make a difference, get ready for the long hours. Success in business is not about you not working in that business anymore as so many dream, success is being in the business and being happy with what it does.

It really is that simple.

Love,

Vlad

What I’d really like to say..

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Pretty much the only downside to running a business is the sense of responsibility you have to your staff and to your clients. It sucks to fail because when we fail it’s not just something we get to deal with – it’s something that affects our partners, our clients, our staff and our families. And since we care about all of that we don’t get to go home and not think about it and we also can’t act recklessly and say exactly what is on our mind at all times.

Today.. you’re going to have to pardon me because this monkey has been sitting on my shoulder for a few years and I have finally delivered something so many of us have been building for years. All I’d like to say is:

I friggin dare you to work with our competitors.

That’s all.

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Yesterday we publically announced the launch of the ExchangeDefender Unicorn aka “Business Monitoring”. Here is the premise:

Bring us your email security, storage, filtering, Exchange and Sharepoint hosting business and we’ll eliminate the cost of operating your business (reduce how much you spend for monitoring and remote access) while giving you an edge against the big boys (now you can offer free monitoring too) – the more ExchangeDefender makes, the less it costs you to run your business at worst or the faster you’ll grow at best.

This initial release is all about the remote monitoring – server and workstation monitoring templates, alert-to-ticket integration, free remote desktop access via VNC even if they are behind a firewall and a few other tricks as well. Free. Next up, screenshot logging, application activity monitoring, web site traffic audits and more.

This is not an RMM. There are tons of great ones you can buy if you want to automate an IT response.

This is a business monitoring solution. In my experience, business owners care a lot more about what their employees are doing at work than what Microsoft background services and virus definition updates are doing. Maybe I’m an idiot – but I’ll give it away for free.

Without our partners we don’t exist. The end.

For our partners to grow, something has to give. You either gotta market and sell more or cut the costs. With Unicorn you’ve got both – reduce your bills right now. Next, promote free monitoring (heck it’s not like it’s gonna cost you anything) and let the business owners now what’s going on – then offer to fix it. Then offer to continue fixing it for a low monthly fee.

While everyone else is racing to find more shit to sell you, I am investing in making my partners more successful.

That’s what I do here. I no longer write code, I no longer touch servers, I no longer answer support phone calls and for the most part I am not dealing with anything day-to-day. My job is making sure our partners thrive in 2015, not that you sell $X in 2012-Q4.

So by all means, go ahead and ignore this.

I don’t have to get every one of you. I just have to get one that’s near you – and give them a chance.

The synergy of the cloud, infrastructure, consulting and business management is here. Between ExchangeDefender, Shockey Monkey, Unicorn and all our partners – I’ve got a shot at a baby IBM. And I’m a modest guy, I only need one Ferrari in each color of the rainbow. You can’t drive two red Ferrari’s at once.

My partners got us to this point… and I’m going to repay that favor. Some haven’t been that kind – from bashing us in the forums, blogs, peer groups – that’s your call and as you may know, I have no interest in fighting with you in public and I’ve asked my partners to do the same. Because you know what, screw you – my job here is not to address disrespectful whiners who don’t want to work together, my job here is to take the crap we’re dealt and make the best out of it. Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose, I keep on coming back to work because ultimately it’s my responsibility.

Felt good to get that out. The choice is yours – our ExchangeDefender Partner Program as it is today will be closed Dec 31, 2012. If you want to work with us, call me, visit me, stop by let’s help build up each others business. Otherwise, thanks for reading this blog and sorry about any hurt feelings.

Love,

-Vlad

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I need to get some disclaimers out of the way first because I do not believe there is such a thing as an objective device review. I own a bunch of Windows 7 PCs and slates, iPhone, iPod, MacBook Air running Windows 7, etc. I don’t really hate iOS as much as I find it to be useless and Microsoft Office for the Mac feels like driving a replica Lamborghini built on a Fiero.

Reasoning for Purchase

I already own an iPad but my kids use it more than I do. I only use it on the road and mostly for email and some light browsing when I don’t want to power on my laptop and mifi. Movies, games, chatting, etc. I’ve just never been a big fan of it, I find the tablets in general a very painful intermediary between phones and laptops.

When Microsoft announced Windows RT powered Surface that cost less than the iPad I jumped on it because pricing this device reasonably means it might actually have a feature instead of being added to the collection of failed Microsoft projects.

I did not buy the Surface because I wanted a laptop replacement – in my opinion, such a thing does not and never will exist – it’s a 10” screen. I bought it because I wanted Microsoft’s version of a tablet that ran Office.

No, this does not run Outlook. It does not run Windows x86/x64 applications. But is this just a large Zune or is it a mini-PC? Read on.

Visually Speaking…

This thing is stunning.

It doesn’t look or feel like a cheapo Android knockoff tablet.

1

It does not come in a package that you’d expect out of Dell, full of packing material they wouldn’t even ship eggs in. No stickers, no crapware, no unwrapping the device out of padding, wrapping foil, bags or other nonsense.

It’s just a huge piece of glass. Well packed.

3

The display is incredible. It’s no Retina but I could not see the difference between the Surface and the iPad right next to it. Netflix played just as well as it did on the iPad and on my PC as well as the laptop.

The Bad…

This is very clearly a 1.0 product. There are lots and lots of bugs.

4

It took it 10 minutes to get my PC ready. For what, I don’t know.

Keyboad: The soft touch keyboard cover is terrible. That’s the best way I can put it. It gets dirty easily. It doesn’t register the keys as well as a visual keyboard or any other tablet keyboard I’ve ever had. To add insult to injury, when Surface goes to sleep and I open it up again… the keyboard no longer works and requires a reboot.

OS: The OS doesn’t run x86/x64 Windows apps – not a show stopper since this is more of an email/web/entertainment device with a Windows look and feel and Office – but if you’re expecting to fire up Quickbooks on this and do books on the road, it’s not gonna happen.

 

5Size: This is not a one-hander. Not even close. The device is very heavy compared to other 10” tablets and it’s not something you’ll likely ever use without setting it down. While the device was clearly designed to be sat down with it’s kickstand, I do use my iPad for reading and I often hold it in my hand – not gonna happen with this one. One more thing: The power brick / cable for this thing are friggin huge! So much for just throwing it into the case.

Perhaps the most disappointing piece.. no Flash. It would be nice if it came with some Azure service credit to transcode my collection. Smile I know, inappropriate.. but if you’re going to come out with the Internet consumption device it better be able to consume the thing Al Gore designed the Internet for.

The good..

Kickstand: Very elementary but very nice. I often end up standing my iPad up either on the mattress or a stack of magazines or against the seat in front of me – it’s always propped up against something and to be honest not quite natural at all. The kickstand puts it into a natural position.

Office: Nuff said. I’ve seen other office products and well… yeah. This has Office RT which is damn close to the real thing.

Look & Feel: This looks, feels and acts like a Windows PC. I don’t feel like I’m crippled to a phone experience on a large screen, it feels like something you can write long emails, create documents and forward them along with pictures, video, etc all in the same shot.

The verdict..

It’s 1.0. Definitely not worth your money right now. If you expect to use the keyboard, buy the more expensive/bulkier one because the soft cover one is terrible.

It’s replacing my iPad that’s for sure.

As for the lack of Outlook / x64/x86 apps and so on – if you need that, wait for Surface Pro. Personally, I am never going to get anything massively productive done on a 10” screen so this one is good enough.

Seems like Microsoft is back?