Getting SAS-IIey

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I’ve blogged repeatedly about some mistakes we’ve made during the growth surge that has not yet showed any sign of slowing down. Initially, we focused on just keeping things going and fixing things as they broke. Then we fixed things, but new problems came up when folks stopped watching. Eventually, we had to overhaul how we do things and enforce process control at every step.

Say hello to Monkey Enforcer:

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This new feature in Shockey Monkey goes a few steps past the requirements set out by our SAS70 Type II audit. Specifically, it forces people to keep their records up to date. If things like addresses, contacts, phone numbers or credit cards are missing, invalid, expired or soon to expire – the system will force the user to update them.

Extending that to the phone support, surveys and process controls – It will be easier to check identity of callers, match up surveys to support requests and engineers, track activities.

So what kind of a problem does this address, other than piss off the deadbeats and people that put in fake credit card numbers? Well, a few:

  1. It makes sure that there is a financial agreement in place before any service, complimentary or billable, is rendered.
  2. It makes sure that all contact information is up to date.
  3. It makes sure that all the financial information is up to date, so it puts the burden of managing credit card expirations and modifications where it belongs – the cardholder.
  4. It secures access across all fronts – no email forges, no VoIP tricks, no support unless you can validate your phone password.
  5. Surveys tied in with tickets and crumbing..

That last one is pretty important to me because it gives me full audit control over eeeeverything. This is critical. Most of the time when I do get negative feedback I get it over something I am not able to back up with the information in my portal. In those cases, the customer is always right because I really have no concrete data to present…. till now 😉

Looking forward to the business life with a whole lot less mistakes. And yes, this is in SM3.

Long week…

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This is shaping up to be a long week @OWN. Here is something that brightened my day a little, I felt compelled to share it as most of my good stuff now ends up in the SPAM Show anyhow 😉

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Swine flu fun… enjoy 🙂

You can have shame, or you can have money…

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But you can’t have both. Shameless Pimping Hall of Fame entry #295,392,923,592:

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Courtesy of Alex Roy from RoyAl Technology Management.

So, what now?

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It’s another almost all-nighter at Casa de Vlad, another first of the month and another record profit and revenue month. Ahead of all financial goals for 2009. Eh, if it were as easy as it sounds.

First of the month in my executive office in downtown Orlando is very much like the last few minutes of an action movie. Beaten dude covered in blood and gunshot wounds drags himself up by a machine gun strap to hit the dynamite and blow up the bad guys.

My scenario is slightly different. Fatass geek, covered in dust bunnies and three day old swag undershirt, drags himself up the mountain of dead rackmounts to cross off another milestone from the whiteboard.

We are 31 days from the end of the first half and May is our official launch for the String Monkey. It’s not a new product or anything, just an internal codename for what we’ve been working on for about 6 months now and was the objective for 2009 – to finally execute all points of our business plan. But more on all that tomorrow.

Tonight, I want to thank all of you who have made OWN what it is and put us where we’re at. Thank you for working with us, advising us, guiding us, thank you for all your money. We have now posted our umpteenth record breaking quarter on both revenue and growth, and now we’re going to do something rather nice for you. Not going to be earth shattering, but it’s going to be consistent.

TTYL.

Vendors

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Perfect Vendor Relationships: Pay me. Feed me. STFU.

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Oh yeah, NSFW btw. Comments?

Is it August yet?

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Another beautiful day in Florida, it’s a great time to be alive. And it’s always great to be a Florida Gator. As the reigning champions we need to fill our quota of smack talk so today I would like to address something I am asked frequently.

What the heck is a Sooner? What does Ohio State roadkill taste like? What happens with the elephant mascot from the overhyped Alabama season once Florida is through with it?

I now have an answer for you:

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It’s delicious! Southeastern Conference, the tradition of hate continues 🙂 I know, I know, it seems a bit much… but I gotta stock up snacks for my boy that’s going to be out on the road the next two weeks.

I am not dead…

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All I can say is that it’s a blessing when your hobbies turn into business units that make such a huge impact in lives and businesses around the world. When things go from “fun stuff Vlad does in his spare time” to “business critical training and management” they go into that big pile of “stuff I’d rather not be bitched out about”..

I’ve been quiet over the last two weeks because I’ve been swamped in getting all this stuff documented and process-driven so more monkeys can be added to it as the popularity grows.

I’ll be posting about it this week…

Changing the IT World

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Mark Crall handed me a book yesterday with the following line: “If you don’t like change, you’re going to like irrelevance even less.”. I think at times in the IT industry we spend far too much time standing at the odds with the user, the partners and really everyone that has anything but our best interest and comfort at hand. Think of BOFH for a moment.

Meanwhile, the average IT user is getting much more competent and the “IT knowledge” is no longer some high end skill that can only be managed by some “we’re more like an attorney or doctor just for IT” as if anyone ever enjoys having a conversation with their attorney or doctor.

Yesterday I had a long conversation with Arnie Bellini from ConnectWise about the change we’re both seeing in the IT “industry” and the IT “world” because those two are converging rather quickly and if you’re an “attorney or doctor” style company, your days are numbered. The ugly thing is, transitioning to where most IT people need to be is going to be a painful process. I know.. because over the past 18 months we’ve worked on transitioning to that model and I “enjoyed” getting bitched out by one partner or another during that process. We lost some good people, we screwed some partners – but the difference is that we’re still going to be around 2-3 years from now while the people that stuck in their comfort zone (be it VAR or MSP or vendor or big box maker) are disappearing quickly and at a faster and faster rate. I know there is pain out there, and it’s not because of the economy or Obama or the Easter bunny. It’s because the fundamentals of this business have changed.

On Monday I pitched my new world order idea to the UK HTG group and it was a prelude to the invitation I made to all of you to come and work with OWN on a little advisory group. At the same time, I am out working with HTG, with Autotask, with ConnectWise, talking with a bunch of people that at the end of the day – we will be competing with head to head. And in our little world and small mindset of Vendor => Partner => End user, which is going to shrink very rapidly, the new way services are acquired and used, there is no big future. However, the advantage of the community and business models that are already in place, shows a lot of promise.

Drop me an email at vlad@vladville.com if you want to work with me (OWN). Just to give you an idea of how the conversation went:

Vlad: How many of you consider Google your competition? (no hands go up)
Vlad: Do you have any clients that use their solutions?
Chris: Yes.
Vlad: Wouldn’t you like their money for that service?
Chris: Yes!

Now, here is where things fall apart: Why did they go to Google/Yahoo/Microsoft in the first place? And then the sad realization: Your sales and support process as it is will not be profitable in this new world. However…. your top line business model can be ridiculously more profitable than it is.

So… interesting 2009/2010 lifecycle at OWN. If you want to be a part of trying to help us figure this out, vlad@vladville.com

I really shouldn’t be allowed into Fry’s

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I’m in Dallas for HTG and decided to come in a day early to go through some stuff. Part of that stuff is a meal at McAllisters, a visit to my bank and a pilgrimage to Fry’s. I call it a pilgrimage because it is nearly a religious experience going there – the place knows just what I want.

And mind you, it has a totally crackheaded taste.

For example, yesterday before leaving Orlando I stopped by a Walmart to get a power strip. I hate going on multiday conference business trips because my N+1 redundancy lifestyle doesn’t fit what most hotels consider to be a “business” traveler.

In my business travels I have unplugged lamps, microwaves, TV and DVD sets, mini bars, refrigerators even set electronics to charge in the bathroom. I have 3 cell phones, 2 laptops, 1 camcorder and I’ve actually downsized over the years 😉 I also travel with a power strip as a result of it.

So today I went to Fry’s. Guess what they had on sale?

Travel Charging Strip.

I kid you not. $6.99 for a 0 profile 0U power strip with a wraparound low profile cord and power plug. It takes up 1/4 of the space my current strip takes up and it weighs almost nothing.

Now, if you ask me what the other $300 dollars that I spent at Fry’s went to… it gets scarier. Among the selection, a universal rechargeable external battery pack. It charges while your laptop charges. This way I don’t have to charge multiple batteries and if my laptop starts to run out of juice, I can plug it into this 1lb battery pack.

God bless Fry’s and all it’s junk I always needed but nobody decided to make it.

What would you like to know about being successful?

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I’m on my way to the HTG Summit right now and I’m trying to figure out what else I can talk about during my presentation on Monday. I’m doing one of those lunch and learn things that often become monotone sales pitches while you’re trying to eat or have a business discussion. Since I’ve got nothing to sell that isn’t painfully obvious to everyone in attendance, what would folks like to know about being successful in a services business?

If you have an idea, drop me an email. I’ll develop it.

Here is the problem that is going to be tough to swallow and will leave a lot of the current IT businesses, even very successful ones, out in the cold: when it comes to IT services consumers and businesses want to buy. They don’t want to meet with you, to get to know you and your business and your cats name, what you did on the last vacation or else.

The same things that are critical to closing a high end sale or a high value reoccurring revenue are the the nail in the coffin of a successful services business. If you are signing up someone for a $3K all you can eat support contract you probably want to sit down with them and figure out if they are going to require $10K of network renovation up front. But if they want business / enterprise class email, just how much are you going to mark up that $10 service to make a profit?

We are often asked by our “prospect” partners how much other partners charge for the service. The cookie cutter response and the company policy is to say “We do not track that information, each reseller positions our products in a different way with a different value and identical product can be sold at different rates by different people. Because we do not track this, we don’t have any idea.” – Truth is, I know exactly how much people make because I talk to every even marginally successful partner out there! But it’s not my business to share those conversations or create success stories because, at the end of the day, you are either in it or you aren’t and the relative cost is never the telling part of a person who is going to make money on services as opposed to one that will have it as a loss leader.

Generally, it’s not my business to teach folks this stuff. But for HTG, I’m willing to make an exception. What would you like to hear?