Hot Plate Blade

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I’m on my way to Dallas for the HTG Summit. Got a ton of shirts and associated swag, stop by, say hi, bitch about my products and I’ll fix em. The usual.

OWN had the pleasure of resurrecting the hot plate blade center back to life overnight. Had we not gotten this together we would have looked like such losers I’d be afraid to even walk around Dallas.

Umm, yeah, I couldn’t keep a 4-blade $20K blade center together. My bad. But please give me your colo business!

The rough thing is, there is no way to win any sympathy points at all with your peers. But here is the messed up part. There was an extra blade in the blade center that NOBODY can account for. It’s not ours. It’s not the developers. It wasn’t on the purchase order. Nobody knows where it came from, we just know that the extra ram that was supposed to go into isn’t compatible with that motherboard. Here is where insult turns to injury: In the system that the system does fit and boots with full compatibility and speed the heat output is so high that it triggers the heat sensor on the CPU and marks the system down for overheating, shutting it down. And just when you think you’ve been kicked enough, and you tell the monkeys you’ll hang them upside down about not being able to find a server in 20” of vertical space – you notice that the overheating server blew off the label from the blade.

Vlad: It was a hardware  failure.

Dave: Should have gotten a Mac. OS X never overheats.

Vlad: One node failed.

Erick: Have you heard of this new technology called clustering?

Vlad: But I didn’t set it up

Karl: Oh, tell me a tale of how you can’t keep $20,000 worth of server alive!

Vlad: But it was the new third party RAM that we didn’t order that overheated it.

Mark: You know they have heatsinks for RAM now, it’s new.. maybe 6-7 years old?

No matter which way you spin it there is no running away from five nines. There is just no way to gain any sympathy when you spend so much $$ on the stuff.

TPB Founders Jailed – Microsoft and Adobe lose 99% of their install base

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Founders of the popular torrent web site, thepiratebay.org, were found guilty of keeping record and software companies around by making a system that enabled their fans to pirate copyright materials and still make their business models and products relevant. Each gets a million dollar fine and a year in a Swedish prison (made by IKEA, so they just gotta find the side of the prison made of a 1/8″ MDF composite board to kick through and go home)

In a related story, Microsoft loses 99% of the Windows Vista Ultimate installations and Adobe loses 99% of the Adobe Creative Suite 4 market share. Turns out, less than 1% of the population with Internet access is stupid enough to spend the kind of money these companies are asking for their flagshit (it’s a typo, really!) products.

It’s Friday – cheer up!

Mirror Match

IT Business
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One of the hardest things in business is making business decisions that are clearly against your principles and what you believe in, all for the sake of profits. But as we are seeing with each passing day, the focus is on survival and the bottom line, much less about who or what stands in the way. Getting into the state of mind that you’re the exact replica – except opposite – is tough, mentally anguishing and raises the feeling of uncertainty even with all the black and while justifying the decision.

The response to this is generally (depending on who you’re talking to): “Grow a pair of balls and quit your bitching!”

I’ve spent a large part of my professional career preaching that the CAPEX of any business needs to be limited, that liquidity (cash balance) is what matters the most and that the cleanest way to run a profitable business is to move as much of the fixed/variable costs to the operational expenses that are quickly written off and profit / growth is easy to judge. Not to mention the flexibility that brings to a business, lower risk, etc.

But you can go to college if you want to learn about business.

I’m here to bitch.

I’m here to bitch about the inconveniences that growing a business – aside from the only one I know how to run well – is causing me to re-evaluate how I view the world of leasing, etc. Namely, my tiny growing Central Florida presence now has to get a bigger office. And office space is expensive.

How expensive is it Vlad?

It’s more expensive than owning the actual property. Yes, the inconvenient to get to, park and otherwise physically alter office space with a Mexican running around picking up paperclips off the floor for $3.50 an hour is apparently worth $30/sq/ft + CAM. Except it’s not REALLY worth that much because half the damn building is empty, the businesses that used to be in them have no chance in hell of returning anytime soon.. but like a crooked mob they are all keeping their prices artificially fixed at a level so high that they can’t get any new business in there and lowering the rate would trigger a massive renegotiating effort by current tenants in a marketplace where very few people are starting businesses that require class A office space. Yep, we’re doomed. 

Witchcraft & Astrology Decision Making

So now I’m in a position where I have to make a long term investment in a commercial property in Orlando. Simple enough, call the bank and ask for cash.

Buying the place… not so easy. Why? Most of the deciding factors are complete vapor, made on no substantial data.

How big do of an office space do you think you’ll have 5 years from now? (how many employees will you have employed 5 years from now?)

What do you think the eventual resale value of the property will be, ten to thirty years from now?

Commercial property in that part of town will always keep on going up!

This is where things get completely idiotic. First, I am as sure of the property value of the building and land in Florida in year 2019 as I am sure that Orlando will be under Atlantic Ocean.

Second, this is a total emotional cluster@#%. You are driven to overbuy because it’s easy to pay a little more but virtually impossible to expand the building.

The Bottom Line

At $30/sq ft ($25/sq ft/month) for class A office space lease, it is far more expensive to lease than to buy a property at $250/sq ft. This means, barring an the uneventful sinking of Florida into either the gulf or ocean, that buying a property is like making a savings deposit of your rent check every month and the ability to cash it in at any point. When you calculate the inflation and contractual annual increases in rent that are guaranteed on a commercial lease, it makes even more sense to buy.

Looking at the new tax structure proposals is making this an even easier decision. If we pull dividends out of the company, or take huge salaries, we’re taking a 39% hit. However, if we’re holding something for more than 3 years (not 100% sure on how many years) then we’re only subject to long term capital gains of 22% or so.

So with all the math, smoke and mirrors.. how big of a place do I want and where do I want it? This is where it gets REALLY hilarious. Random people sit around the table and try to predict the future of where people will live, how they will work and what they’ll be willing to pay for. Yes ladies and gentleman, I am no longer the king of SPAM killers, I’m Walt F’n Disney building Epcot.

At this rate, I’m getting a $50,000 crackhouse in the middle of Paramore, Orlando so I can at least have an excuse…

Looking for ConnectWise victims

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We’re looking for ConnectWise volunteers / victims to test out our new support system integration. If you use OWN service and ConnectWise, please drop me an email.

We need: 1) Access to your ConnectWise system 2) Your system needs to be SMTP enabled to send out alerts 3) Permission to access your OWN account 4) Permission to setup a new alert and open/update tickets in your ConnectWise system and 5) We need it by tomorrow at the latest.

P.S. This will complete our integration portfolio between Shockey Monkey and Autotask, ConnectWise, Kaseya, LPI, Quickbooks, MYOB, Office (SBA/Excel) as well as our own WMI agent software. We also have the Zenith Infotech code in place but without the ability to test it with them.. well, you know.. it might happen but don’t hold your breath on that one for SM3 release.

Dell Managed Services

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Game… over.

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From the horses mouth (SMB Consulting Failure Factors)

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Yesterday I wrote about the fact that there is a lot we can learn from people that failed in business because books are often written by people that win talking about how awesome they are, not by those that fail and why they failed. No matter how awesome the winners may feel, we all have issues in our organizations – some that we are aware of and some that we have not yet identified.

I got a lot of email yesterday and have tried to categorize it as quickly as I can. Most people listed multiple reasons for closing. All listed poor economic circumstances leading their clients to scale down IT spending. Here are others:

43%: Not enough time/money/resources spent on marketing/selling

27%: Disorganized, lost client base to competitors or economy

13%: Made more money as an IT employee than a startup

Among other issues people listed overspending for PSA/RMM tools that broke the bank, poor hires, clients not seeing the value in their services, etc.

Interesting factors:

– Most people blamed themselves for going under.

– Nearly everyone had more than one issue/problem.

– Nobody mentioned lack of training / skill / competency.

– Everyone mentioned “money” as a factor.

– They still read Vladville? WTF! 🙂

I’ll make my point again for those that skimmed through yesterday’s posting.

Everyone has issues in their business which are problematic and when they go unchecked or unresolved for long enough lead to catastrophic failures. Most people are aware of the issue but refuse to look at the ugly stuff because.. well.. it’s depressing and there are few cheerleaders for the CEO.

I think the bottom line is whether you like what you are doing or not. If you like what you do, you have to take the good with the bad and constantly work on improving yourself. That ought to be all the motivation you need, just imagine what you’d do with your time otherwise.

* Ridiculously small sample size – I scanned through about 100 emails. Still, interesting to see so many similarities.

Beating the dead, amotivational horse..

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Over the past year I’ve brought a lot of focus to the defunct and failing IT shops, for some reason none of my blogging friends in the SMB space have decided to talk about it. Is this merely a case of beating a dead horse or is there a lesson to be learned from the mistakes others made?

The other day I talked about effort and how lack of it leads to professional failure. Today, let’s talk about side effects of weed:

“apathy, loss of effectiveness, and a diminished capacity or willingness to carry out complex long-term plans, endure frustration, concentrate for long periods, follow routines, or successfully master new material.  Verbal facility is often impaired both in speaking and writing.

“Such individuals exhibit greater introversion, become totally involved with the present at the expense of future goals and demonstrate a strong tendency toward regressive, childlike, magical thinking.”

While the amotivational syndrome above is widely associated as a collection of symptoms associated with marijuana use, it is strikingly similar to the small business IT providers that are no longer with us. Namely:

  1. “Choosing” to stay small – An organization that is not designed from the ground up to seek out new clients is only waiting for it’s current clients to disappear leading to #2:
  2. Inability to build a diversified company – The side affect of not wanting to grow a company means your client base is constrained either financially (ex: really small businesses) or vertically (ex: only focusing on car dealers) which creates a business that is overexposed to any radical market changes leading to #3
  3. Unwillingness to change –  Businesses that are stuck in their solutions have no motivation to explore other solutions, or solutions that dramatically challenge the status quo (ex: cloud services) leading to #4
  4. False sense of security – Without challenge, business owners that are not constantly growing and evaluating their situation are no longer true trusted advisors – they are gatekeepers. Sayings like “my customers will not pay for that” or “my customers will never do this” are clear indications that your business is no longer that of someone that runs an advisory service business but just taking orders.
  5. Death: “Thank you for the years of business loyalty” or “We are currently only doing onsite business between 11 AM and Noon to control costs” (meaning: I got a job and can only handle emergencies during lunch for some extra cash) or “We are not taking on any new clients” or…

This is nothing new to any serious business owner. However, it is important to recognize these warning patterns in our own business so we do not suffer the same fate that so many other businesses have. Namely: if you don’t have strong business fundamentals, you are only relying on the demand and that can only go for so long.

Part of running a solid business is constantly evaluating, adjusting, growing and scaling your offering – not just for your own sake but for the sake of the businesses you service.

P.S. Every day is a learning opportunity. Some of us are lucky enough to have an open relationship with our clients, partners and peers that constantly kick us when we are down because that is the only way to change. This specific point is one of the core disagreements I have with Susan Bradley, who approaches this same topic from the exact opposite side: treat everyone with kindness, respect and swag. While we agree on the tshirts and buttons part, there are times when people that are in our business need to be told they are completely batsh*t insane and that they are in fact not smarter than the thousands of people that have written thousands of books covering the fundamentals. No, you can’t have a four hour workweek. No, you can’t aspire to running a technology business out of your garage. No, you can’t make something out of nothing. And if you’re unwilling to listen to the people that have made the same mistakes you’ve made – and are lucky enough to still be in business to talk about it – you deserve no respect. You know what I want? I want the people that failed in IT business to anonymously email me at vlad@vladville.com and say what their greatest shortcoming was – so that future businesses can see the track record that got us all to this point. There is much to be said for Good to Great, but there is also a ton we can learn by avoiding Ok to Gone.

The Difference of Effort

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Happy Easter. Happy Easter Bunny Day. Hope you had a wonderful holiday. If you’re lucky, you got Friday off and made it a 3 day weekend. If you’re even luckier, you’re going to take tomorrow off as well.

If you’re a business owner or someone in search of a promotion, you likely caught up with a bunch of work and enjoyed some peace and quiet to focus and implement some ideas you’ve had on your mind for a while.

Talk about a polar opposite!

In all my years in business I’ve been able to narrow down the difference between success and failure to one thing: effort. Not money, not education, not lack of creativity. Simply, effort. As in people that fail never showed any effort beyond what their job description called for. Same for business owners: so many people closed doors this year because they never put in the effort to build a diverse company.

Even in my personal shortcomings, I can pinpoint the failures and missed opportunities simply to the lack of effort that went into a product and a feature. It happens to everyone, it’s just that some people make a career out of doing the bare minimum in order to survive.

Inverted Week

I recently blogged about turning my week upside down. Concentrate all the work and deadlines at the end of the week, not at the beginning. This way nobody is stressed on Monday and folks look forward to starting the week on a positive note.

For business owners and driven people, there is such a thing as the sixth day. Yes, I know, we all dream of working a 4 hour week selling drugs on the Internet in a questionably legal operation, but that is just not feasible or sustainable in the long term. However, you can always count on results that come from hard work.

Once upon a time I talked to K*** who told me about his job in his previous lifetime and how he would do his calls at 7 AM because he knew school administrators would get in early to get things done before everyone else showed up.

Most people that are failing at work or entrepreneurship are often surprised that I don’t work on Fridays. That I don’t have a business cell phone. That I don’t do 9-5. Then they proceed to explain how they don’t have the time to move up to Managed Services, that they’ve been meaning to read this book or that blog, that they intended to go to that conference and are otherwise full of best intentions and regrets.

Nothing happens with wishful thinking alone and nothing comes to you as a result of only hoping for it. Over the past 3 days I’ve put in 30 days of work. I’ve enjoyed several long meals, visit from parents, a fantastic radio show on Friday. Personal life doesn’t take a back seat to the professional life.

However, professional life deserves respect and sacrifice in order to move up and grow. This is of course easier said than done but I’ve spent years with people who year in and year out have the exact same issues and problems. The disappointing thing is that they are not difficult – but they are very demanding and time consuming.

Which brings me to my point – if you are hoping to move up or grow by working only during business hours, you are doomed. Business hours, or rather – operating hours – are meant for the purpose of delivering a service or producing a product.

Improvements, expansion, creative work and all the other things can only happen when you have the time to work on them without interruption. Find the time.

Mental Toughness: Surviving the IT Recession

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Have you ever had one of those days when you just wished you could push the reboot button and start it all over again? Do you see yourself working harder and harder toward something with rapidly diminishing benefits and are at this point in it just to see it done and gone? More and more of us in IT are facing spending cuts, job cuts – this is all about what you can do not to let yourself down.

The RMT Concept

The Reverse Midas Touch is a popular concept at OWN.

“Everything you touch turns to shit.”

It happens to the best of us. Sometimes things just don’t go right. Maybe two servers you touched both went up in flames. Maybe your last two client followup calls resulted in them making you feel like a fool. You are afraid to touch another thing today.

There are multiple ways to deal with this:

a) Cloaking – Just stop working. Open up a web site and veg out. Keep the portal open in the other window so it looks like you’re working.

b) Teleportation – Leave the office “to visit a client” and spend the lunch at a bar.

c) Shields up – Reject all human contact, appear to be super busy while avoiding others.

I know people who have turned to alcohol, even drugs. I know folks that just go home, bar, IT conference, favorite client retreat and generally everything but the one thing they should be doing – work.

Multitasking Meets Score Padding

The reason most IT folks get depressed at work is rooted in the fact that we all multitask. When you are spinning 10 plates and two of them fall on the ground and break you feel bad. Then another. And another. It starts to feel like you are walking around crushed porcelain that is your workday because a few things didn’t go your way. You feel like a loser.

Successful people don’t think like this. Successful people are goal oriented and even though they multitask, they do so for the purpose of accomplishing more – faster. They also partition out their day, manage their calendar and time, track their commitments and deliverables. What happens when they start to feel the case of RMT coming on? They work on something else.

This concept of score padding is designed to make you feel better. If you are dealing with a remarkably difficult task that isn’t due today and you are starting to get down about it – work on something else that needs to be done. Knock out the easy stuff. You know that there are 50 things you need to do, you aren’t going to quit, go drinking, leave office or browse the web aimlessly for hours just because you can’t complete tasks 3/50 and 4/50, are you?

Surprisingly enough, most people do not practice making themselves happy by getting more stuff done, they let little things along the way depress them and keep them from accomplishing all their goals.

Work on different projects. Skip around. Get stuff done. Just don’t take your eyes off the ball or quit.

And that’s all I have to say about business

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About 18 months ago I started blogging more extensively about business, trying to offer some perspective about what is going on in the SMB space, emergence of cloud services and eventually the unfortunate recession. If you saw it early enough, and listened, I hope you are as lucky as I have been. As I have said on a number of occasions, this stuff is not easy but there certainly are payoffs for hard work.

As for what I’m up to next – I’ve blogged about it before – I’ve assembled a little team in Central Florida that can help bring consistency to the things I’ve done over the years in the areas of community contributions, education, support integration and a few other cool projects. It also means we will be more proactive in seeking out feedback and fixing things that go wrong. This year, or rather the 3 quarters of it that are left, we will:

Eliminate Type Qualifications – For years we’ve made an expensive and extensive qualification process to make sure that we are not working with end users but IT Service Providers. Over the years, that line has blurred and has affected both us and our partners. On one hand, we’ve diluted our support and our reputation by doing business with people who were IT providers on paper but far less than that in reality – all while we turned away businesses that would have been great leads for our partners if we had brought them in our system. Starting soon it won’t matter who you are or where you come from – if you can understand the technology we’ll hook you up – and when you stumble we’ll have thousands of partners there for you. On the other hand, if you are a Gold Certified Partner that can’t figure out what the MX record does, look at the next paragraph..

New Low Cost Airline – I am going back to product design with the objective of pushing our products further into enterprise and growing our worldwide presence. I believe enterprise grade quality of software and services is paramount to the performance and success of any business – and have made a career out of making those services available at a reasonable cost. However, we are a business and our business is making money – so if there are idiots out there willing to take on a crappy substitute just because it’s dirt cheap or free, who am I not to take their money? People want quick, cheap and direct – and they can go down swiping. A new organization that has been built under OWN will make this possible.

So, so much for business. I hope you learned something, it has been a true pleasure helping so many folks through this process.

Looking forward to talking about the new stuff. The reality of this business is that it’s always changing and we always have an opportunity. I’ve probably caught more lucky breaks than anyone out there which motivates me to work as hard as I do. What you read here isn’t just Gospel according to Vlad, it’s letters emails and opinions from a worldwide audience that I’m happy to give a voice to.