Partner Up

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If you work with me, you will be getting an email from me over the next 24-48 hours from now. It’s pretty important (to me, to you) so I hope you take a moment to go through it and see if you can benefit from it at all.

To sum it up: Things are going really well at OWN, we are taking advantage of the economy and we’re about to embark on an insane release schedule to expand our solution portfolio which is why we’ve been relatively silent on a number of fronts since last summer. Generally, there is a lag between us announcing something, partner signing customers up and then realizing there are missing pieces. I’m offering some incentives to be more involved in the OWN design process.

This is the extension of the “V…” newsletter, only applied more closely with what I actually work on. While I gave the open community one a shot, I am tired of trying to figure out where the line between the personal and business stuff happens to be – if it doesn’t apply to sleep, it doesn’t apply to newsletters 🙂

SMB Bailout

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This has been on my mind somewhat over the past few days and I am not sure if I’m right or not but here it is: I talk to a lot of you and the most frequent question happens to be: “So, if you were me, what would you do right now?”

Answer is always the same – sell everything you own and mail me a check care of Vlad’s Ferrari Collection Fund.

The reason I’ve never really thought about the real answer is the circumstance under which it is asked: I’ve generally described out business model, shared something that’s keeping the lights on at over ten thousand other places, and instead of the person being excited about it they seem to recognize it requires actual effort and if they wanted to work for money they wouldn’t be running their own business.

Therein lies the ugly differentiator between those thriving and others dying. Work. Some say that only suckers work hard. They fall into two groups: successful people and idiots. Successful people already busted their ass to build something, made a ton of money and now get others to put in insane hours. Idiots, on the other hand, expect success without hard work and probably own more than one infomercial get rich scheme.

If it doesn’t work As Seen On TV, why in the world would you figure it would work in SMB? Don’t hold out hope, nobody is going to bail you out: It’s all up to you.

There is no such thing as uptime…

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simpson1_wideweb__470x286,2Some things are just depressing. One of the most depressing conversations ever witnessed was between Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson. Bart is complaining about how, after series of embarrassing events, this is the worst day of his life. Homer responds:

“It’s the worst day of your life, so far! 

The most depressing thing I’ve ever heard though has to be credited to Michael Savage (racist homophobe / conservative talk show host):

“There is no such thing as happiness, there are just brief moments of joy.”

One of the things you get to live with, if you want a career in IT, is constant and perpetual state of content with uptime, followed by raging depression of having to balance a few thousand things not to have it all explode. And then it explodes. Son of a #@%#@.

What had happened was…

We have been talking / working / planning a large scale upgrade to OWN’s web hosting infrastructure. My last professional job, prior to starting OWN, was writing control panel software for a web hosting operation. Back then I had a few choices: Webalizer which has continued to blow consistently through the years, spend the money I didn’t have on software I couldn’t justify financially…… or write my own!

Over the years the software had been hacked, secured, patched and rewritten in spurts. The nice thing about it was the overall reliability, look at the uptime on the web hosting sister cluster:

09:13:16 up 517 days, 16:28,  3 users,  load average: 0.51, 0.35, 0.25

Look at the uptime on Shockey Monkey:

09:09:43 up 531 days,  7:29,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

Looks similar, eh? Yep, if you scroll through the blog you can actually pinpoint when we did massive power strip upgrade at OWN because we couldn’t reboot f’n Microsoft servers after a patch. 🙂

Over the years the infrastructure running OWN hosting had aged. New, better, more redundant ways (better than active-active clusters) of running massive hosting deployments came around. The old stuff, to it’s credit, was rock solid, reliable, and didn’t bother anybody. But the patch-around-the-big-elephant process was simply no longer possible.

On Friday, our RAID configuration drank some moonshine and blew up the journal. The process of rebuilding the journal would have taken about 8 hours. That is also the interval we had imagined would be required to move to the new “Web 2.0” platform for OWN. Since the new system had been in sync for the past few months (so we could adequately test it) the switch was rather easy. Support systems on the other hand..

fmylife..

I looked around and said: This is the worst day of my life, so far. Looking back, this would have been a great time to just move some drives to the few new systems on the rack, reboot, go out to lunch, order every drink on the menu and float away from my problems.

I did something far dumber. I decided to face the 18 year old Vlad which sucked at programming. Along with the 20 year old Vlad which obviously sucked at change management, the 23 year old Vlad who documented changes.. well.. like a 23 year old 🙂 The stuff that I recall took me two weeks to write originally was now rewritten in less than 45 minutes. Most of that time went to the “WTF???” moments, trying to decipher why some things were done the way they were.

Life in IT…

It is remarkable how much time, man hours, knowledge and experience goes into keeping stuff together. I don’t think explaining complexity, beyond marketing terms, would ever leave anyone at ease about what they are trusting to run their business on. While the interfaces and controls have gotten so user friendly over time that makes this stuff appear easy, keeping the back of it at 99.999% has evolved into something impossible to maintain without an army of highly trained folks that can support a decade of patches, changes, processes and needs. This is why most of your midmarket and enterprise systems, which can’t afford demolish & rebuild IT, runs on dinosaurs-like process and technology. People like the uptime and reliability, and that comes at an expense.

Had this occurred in SMB (and we are talking high 6 figures of hardware) not only would all the data be gone, but it wouldn’t be rebuilt for weeks. When the gamble of good enough holds back the technology to keep things reliable and secure.. it’s only a matter of time until you painfully learn that you are an idiot.

Personally, my idiot day sucked and stretched to suck up most of the weekend. It forced my hand, moved up a project nearly 4 months ahead of time, without warning and likely left a lot of people violently upset 🙁

But here is the beauty of the thing: Only a dozen people noticed anything went wrong at all and none of them had to deal with the technical plan shifted 4 months forward. So back to living the American dream: Can’t someone else deal with it?

For what its worth, I’m not sure what I’d do with myself if my life were any less exciting.

Microsoft BOPS fumbles again

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If Neo only took the blue pill when he was offered the idea of Microsoft hosting everyone would have been happy.

Kevin McLaughlin wrote a fantastic story about yet another Microsoft BOPS flop this week:

http://www.crn.com/software/215801490

In a nutshell, Microsoft executive said BOPS is something partners will have a part in. The statement later got detracted and partners are left on the outside looking in, leaving no future with Microsoft cloud services.

I have defended Microsoft’s decision on BOPS, and taken a lot of criticism for it, because I believe the company simply cannot compete in the Web 2.0 economy with the burden of it’s partner channel.

Was it worth antagonizing it’s partner base, flushing down the loyalty of so many that have built their business on Microsoft, opening the door wide open for open source, Gmail, non-Microsoft solutions and web apps? In Microsoft’s opinion and track record, yes, it was. Again, I agree.

Why man, Why?

I was asked yesterday to comment on Kevin’s story. Why does Microsoft try so terribly hard to control the client, to control the billing, to control everything and not give partners an inch?

Answer: The price.

Microsoft partners depend on markup for the solutions they design and sell. This is why we are doing so well, we understand the partner business. But we aren’t competing against Google, SalesForce, etc. Microsoft is. So Microsoft can’t afford to let partners set the price and lose a bid, they want to get into the client.

Answer: Sell the stack, Bob.

Microsoft partners have always been loyal to themselves and their client. Partner has to make money (see above) but partner also needs to do what is in the best interest of the client in order to keep them, not what is in best interest of Microsoft.

Here we find the ultimate conflict of interest: What is best for Microsoft is not what is best for the client. Microsoft wants to push it’s entire stack, SQL, Server, CRM, Dynamics, Office. On the other hand, partner has no interest in selling solutions that will not make them money and definitely no interest in selling solutions that will remove them from the loop.

Answer: Brand and Experience.

Microsoft lost a fair bit of control over the experience in opening up it’s OS. The nightmare that is Vista, not truth as Arlin suggests, started with the “Vista Ready” emblem that Microsoft originally came up with for machines that could barely run it. Microsoft’s Vista experience was tarnished for so many people and so many businesses, rightfully so, because Microsoft’s partners sold machines that were not ready for it. The real truth is, had you bought a brand new system with Vista you probably wouldn’t have had an issue. Apple controls their entire experience and most of it’s users are all too happy to overpay for it.

Microsoft hopes that it’s mistakes made on the desktop and server do not go on into the cloud. If you look at the Server code, especially Data Center edition which only runs on certified hardware, there are nearly 0 issues with reliability.

Microsoft get’s a chance to build a brand new business.

We are not in 1985 and this isn’t a tiny Microsoft looking for all the friends it can get.

This Microsoft has billions of dollars in revenue, most of it at risk and going concern from Web 2.0, Google, Linux – you’re welcome to read their 10K and financial disclosures – and the investment that they are making in the cloud is one that is void of middlemen.

If you’re a middleman, it sucks to be you. We’d still love to have you tho! Our solution is cheaper than Microsoft’s, comes with 10x more storage, branded experience for your clients and you control the deck. But we don’t have to worry about Google, we only have to worry about our clients.

Microsoft seems to have lost that perspective. And when you shut out people that want to work with you and make you successful, you don’t make it very far. A gamble that is much easier to make when you bring in $30 billion a quarter even when your brand is the subject of daily ridicule.

Fellowship of The Binary Tree

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http://digg.com/world_news/The_Silent_Minority_The_Non_Religious

Someone provided the following comment at digg:

So the next time some mormons/jehovah’s witnesses/christians come to your door preaching the bible, go ahead and pull out your biochemistry/computer science/math text books and preach that ***** loud and proud.

Now here is where it gets awesome. Check out one of the followup comments:

And the binary tree said unto its many nodes:

Rejoice in the root node, for it is the beginning of all. No matter your node size, the root node loves you all.

Asked the leaf node:

Am I my sibling’s keeper.

Said the binary tree said to the lowly leaf:

Nay, for your tree is sorted and thus it is your ancestor node who is the designator of your sibling’s position.

If you don’t find this funny, you aren’t a programmer 🙂

Shuffled

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shuffleToday Apple released the iPod  Shuffle upgrade. This has been by far my favorite Apple product and perhaps the most valuable one given price / feature breakdown. We’ve given away hundreds of them to partners, folks reading this blog, business associates, employees..  I think the Mazek family alone has  at least half a dozen of them. They are convenient: for running, for cars, for training and for flights. Quick, simple, battery lasts forever. You can just stick your hand into the pocket, hit a few buttons while doing something else and you’re done.

Today, Apple either screwed all that up or is about to revolutionize the way headphones work. I’m betting on the former. By shifting the controls to the headphone it forces folks to mess around with the headphones, etc.

If I had to call it, this is the biggest failure since Microsoft changed their office UI from dropdown menu system to ribbons. At least Apple isn’t risking a multibillion dollar line of business.

What were you thinking?

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Now I’ve come under some criticism from my pals over my (overly accurate) depiction of the Microsoft Partner Program last year. But nobody is immune. Check these winners out:

Go Green

Or we will feed you to the ugliest printer, scanner, paper shredder / human chopper on the market. Seriously folks, I know it’s Kyocera which specializes in ugly, but this monstrosity? What’s the angle? If you print something you’ll have to touch this device?

kyocera

Now I’ve seen some ugly MFC systems but nothing quite like this. From the web site: “It makes a bold impression.” So does a bathroom without a door, but that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

This one came to me courtesy of Dave. Now despite colorful language here, I’ve never stepped a foot inside of an “Adult Entertainment” restaurant. It just does not sound sanitary.

recession-lunch-special

But how big of a problem do you have when you’re hitting the joint for LUNCH?? That’s something to bring up at 11 AM:

Amy: Lunch anyone? Anyone up for Chillis? TGIF? McDonalds?

Bob: Hey, the strip joint is serving discount lunch specials!!! <wack>

And another thing! Show some pride in your work damnit, what’s with the spacing and indentation? Recession doesn’t give you the right to do a half ass (heh, heh) job on the marketing!

Bye Bye DSBL – Check your mail servers!

Exchange, ExchangeDefender
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At one point last year the DSBL blacklist, quite popular in it’s hayday, lost it’s entire database in a RAID system crash. The name servers kept on answering requests in the meantime. Yesterday, this activity stopped.

This means that if you still use the DSBL, you might be delaying or bouncing your inbound mail. Check your servers and make sure the DSBL is not listed. In short, everything with *.dsbl.org must go.

Note: We have not / do not use DSBL in ExchangeDefender so if you are with us, you were not affected.

Going Forward

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In January I ran the WDW Marathon and 26.2 miles, which truly kicked my ass. Having completed my winter tour of flu, cold, stomach bug, AIDS, west nile and possibly other tropical diseases, I got back to my physical training in anticipation of bringing back the Ironman for the rest of the season. I wanted to offer everyone an honest heads up about what is going on at OWN and put the announcements you will be hearing over the next few months into some context.

Own Web Now has been a big geek firm for many years.

Unfortunately, for many of those years that is all it was.

Fortunately, we did a very good job with it.

Now, this is where it gets a little complex. Rising tide lifts all boats, some with real IT solution providers, some with good salesmen with a few missing planks. The partner demand had shifted, the focus changed from building technology to deploying and consolidating it and we played a huge part in it. We’ve been so successful at it as a matter of fact that we’ve pretty much lost a year to bring our business processes to the level needed to support what we were doing. We also had to step up our game as the IT space became more consumerish (and by that I mean nobody RTFMs any more) and that lead to some shuffling of the talent within OWN.

Basically, the demand for the “technical” company went up to midmarket and enterprise where we do exclusive contract work. Meanwhile, the SMB part of the business required more professional handling and management. This required a change in the way we approach SMB and grow it along with the way our partners are growing. We’re not just a backoffice anymore.

Unfortunately, this means my role in it all becomes a lot more limited. For example, I used to handle all partner relationships. But these days we’re fielding idiotic questions from people who ought to know the answers (“So, what’s the hosted Exchange like?”) and that now has a dedicated team that sits around and demos our solutions to the solution providers that need to learn how to position, sell and deploy the solutions.

Frankly, I don’t have the time for that.

You’ve already seen some hint of what I’m actually up to through the SPAM Show. This year we’ll be sponsoring the entire MSPU circuit. Today we lined up to sponsor the SMBTN event. Towards the end of March we are sponsoring the Autotask event and showcasing our integration there, and at the end of August we’re doing the same with ConnectWise. In the middle we will be getting more involved with HTG groups which we just started sponsoring and will have booths at Microsoft WPC and a few ASCII events as well.

Why? See previous line. I want to stay in touch with the partners and continue to help when I can, but my time is progressively being taken up by meetings and product development, so my ability to pick up the phone and explain business cases and what I’m hearing from the IT field out there is going to be rather limited.

I think all this will benefit our partner base significantly.

You will see a few things show up on this blog over the next few months, all of which relate to my professional side of life.. If you work with us this will make you more money and make you more profitable, so I urge you to get involved. Serious upgrades to ExchangeDefender are around the corner. There is a lot of new stuff coming down the Shockey Monkey tree. We’re bringing additional products and services.

I talk a lot of shit. But you have years worth of archives that back up what I’m saying and what we’re doing about it to compete. You’d very hard pressed to find a more open company or a more partner friendly one at that. We haven’t had technical issues creep up in months, no discussions over ExchangeDefender delays, the offsite backups have been flawless, our technical support has been getting stellar reviews and new communication, billing and automation are getting congratulations around the world. At a time where most IT / Software vendors are cutting jobs, we are growing.

Not to be curt, but this is a partnership. If you aren’t interested in making my company more profitable, don’t expect a warm welcome when you ask for things like Shockey Monkey and Offsite Backups – those are meant for our loyal partners – not for guys looking for a deal while propping up our competitors at every turn.

I look forward to working with you all in the coming months as we set ourselves up for a fantastic 2010. Yeah, we’re kicking ass right now, but if we take our eyes of the ball that will certainly change. Moreso, I feel like we have this huge competitive edge and I’ll do all I can to make sure we take advantage of this economic chaos and the need to slash IT budgets. I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day so I can bring everyone in at the lowest level, but the ugly truth with huge audiences is that the intimacy gets thin, so in the meantime I sincerely hope you support what I’m doing to keep us and our growing enterprise on the right track.

Vlad-Share

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The other day we were recording the SPAM Show with Erick Simpson (MSPU), Bob Godgart (Autotask) and Mark Crall (Tech Care Team) and talking about the Web 2.0 of all things. Show will be published @OwnWebNow at some point this week as usual, if you’d like to hear about it please join our partner program.

This one is going to be funny. Or at least my opinion of that word.

First, I’ll admit, Web 2.0 means a lot of things to a lot of people.

However, when it comes to running a business, things have not changed a whole heck of a lot in the past 200+ years.

It’s all about how connected you are and how hard you work. Those two happen to be the complete opposites of one another. For example, I know a ton of people who do a remarkably good job but still make chump change because they refuse to be social. On the other hand, I know hordes upon hordes of remarkably useless people who seem to do nothing but party. To put it in even clearer terms: Some people spend too much time talking shit and not enough time doing anything valuable at all – tough luck, not all of us can be marketing people.

Somewhere along the Closet Sociopath – .COM Stalker graph is a happy middle that helps you extend your social footprint with the minimal effort while still being able to do your job.

This is what I use things like Twitter, Facebook, Yammer and a few others. It’s not a science or a best practice, it just works for me. So even if I explained it in full detail, it wouldn’t be very useful to you.

Vlad’s Guide To Becoming a Complete Sociopath

First, understand that there are 24 hours in a day. Come up with a list of your social objectives. Mine are knowing which events in the industry are hot, who is working on what and which problems are developing out there. So I can sit around the clock and listen to opinions of Bored In Office, Outspoken but Completely Worthless, Professor Indecision Loop as they write paragraph after paragraph, blog post after blog post, discussion after discussion. Hence why I nuked my v@vladville.com account and everything that came along with it. Now I follow people that I know and have met personally and I see what they find important, 140 chars max at a time. This reduces my time and personal involvement in matters that do not directly impact me in any way.

Second, understand that fewer rich relationships are more valuable than many worthless ones. Crudely put, you’re more likely to succeed in a small real estate office than as the Commander-in-Chief of Hobo Posse. Small, personal sentiments mean more than a ton of broad, less valuable ones. This is one of the many lessons I had to learn the hard way. Interpret this as you wish and need to, personally, these days I make more effort to work with the fewer people and let the benefits of that spread to the wider audience if possible.

Third, and perhaps most important – The beauty of Web 2.0 and all these mechanisms that are turning us into ADHD monkeys is that there is a clear value in being a scatter brained workaholic. If I gave everyone I worked with and everyone who wanted to talk to me my full and undivided attention, I would work 22 hours a day. You know, like I used to. The Jackass Years. Today, I’ve trained people I work with to only come to me if they need something specific that I can produce. I’ve started treating others in the same way as well. “I need exactly _______.” Fill in the blank or find someone that can.

Blueprint

Right now we live in the time of great uncertainty, as we do every four years during election cycles or every 2-3 years during financial panics (good and bad). People certainly have a heck of a lot less patience, want immediate response and things done that way.

You can ignore this demand, pretend that you’re Michelangelo and sit on the plank painting the friggin ceiling for years uncertain if you’re going to get paid for the painting…. Or you can take very small brush strokes, very quickly, and get adjusted along the way while collecting pennies.

What I mean, quite simply is:  This is the time to act quickly. There are tools to enable and facilitate that. If you can take advantage of that, you won’t get stuck and passed by everyone else.