Kick them when they are down

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Welcome to the wonderful world of business competition:

10-27-2008 11-48-16 PM

Dear Vladimir,

If you are concerned by published reports about DHL’s reduced capabilities, choose FedEx for all of your shipments, especially during the holidays.

Big s**t poppin and lil s**t stoppin…

Now I know some look at these developments and look for cover.. this is my third major global financial crisis and every time it comes around the mainstream media coverage is equivalent to the Jesus freaks quoting nonsense from the Book of Revelation, Nostradamus guys break out the quatrains and the hobo in front of Chris’s office change their cardboard signs.

In each instance the largest and the best clobber up their competitors, squeeze them and their accounts out and emerge on top.

So panic, compromise your values and offerings, batten down the hatches, cut spending and staff, hide from the storm and pray for the best. World needs pigs too and it’s slaughtering time.

Are you holding a knife or your own a**?

(Yes, it was an exceptionally motivational Monday morning squawk box call @ OWN. As of 24th we’ve crushed all previous revenue/growth numbers and are putting another month up on the wall.)

The End

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…. of traditional computing as we know it: http://blogs.zdnet.com/microsoft/?p=1671

In case you are curious about why this is such a game changer consider a note from one of my younger developers (age 23) that sent me this note from PDC:

“Its crazy there are a lot of people my age or younger here… There are even a few instances of ______ here lol”

These aren’t unemployed hobbyists trolling for a clue, these folks all had their employees part with at least $5K a pop to send their developers out to Los Angeles for a week.

People that write the software you use (or are in business of reselling and supporting) are betting that the above is the future. Trying to determine where that puts your business is the question you probably want to start figuring out an answer to right now, or perhaps when Karl Palachuk and I first told you this was where the industry was heading nearly two years ago.

The World Ahead

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Last week marked the launch of AWS upgrades across the board and the stable release of Amazon Web Services scalable cloud offerings powered by Linux and Windows.

Yesterday I met with Hank to go over the schedule for PDC going on in LA next week. Guess what at least 80% of the content is? Live services, cloud services, cloud-enabling and integrating peer services, Windows 7 integration with the cloud. Roughly 20% of it concerned actual desktop-server use, with the grand total of 1 session on Exchange development.

Things are changing out there…. The decision to be or not to be a mere Geek Squad employee five years from now is being made right now.

Sell em when they are down

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I think all the negative ads on TV are really turning me into a ruthless bastard. On my way to work this morning and I’m chatting with a fellow partner from Australia. His monkeys blew up clients migration and overwrote the Exchange 2000 database. Last backup was 24 hours ago, no replay logs. What to do, what to do.

Now, I can’t do magic… but I can do slimy vendor whore:

Vlad Mazek says:

and just say that the current backup technology that is in play only does daily snapshots so in the worst case scenario you will lose 1 day. It was a worst case scenario, you lost a day, you’re back in business. Now if this is significant we need to reevaluate our backup services and (sell you a huge) CDP solution 🙂

Remember kids, aaaaaalways be pimping.

You know why? Because NOBODY EVER thinks they will ever have an issue and they think they will totally deal with occasional outages and problems with rational sense that technology can sometimes fail and that there are other forms of communication,  after all it’s not life and death and it’s worth a risk of saving a few bucks.

Which is all nice and well until their Crackberry dies at 2:30 AM while they are arranging a booty call or trying to look up the password to their pr0n site (true story) and the world will end if they don’t have 99.999% uptime. That’s when I put my pimp hat on and tack another 0 at the end of the quote because if you can’t tollerate 99.9% uptime (basically one business day outage) a month you do not belong on a single point of failure solution. End of conversation.

You see, when people are pricing a solution they are buying the low percentage likelyhood that something will go wrong. When something goes wrong, they try to overestimate the cost of the outage.

My job is to help you meet me in the middle.

And I’ve been doing this a lot longer than you, with a lot more servers and experience that you can even imagine, believe me – it’s only a choice of when you will be paying and how much, not IF it will ever happen.

ABP.

No Reboot Patching

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Another out-of-band patch has been issued by Microsoft today and if you are not in the practice of watching out for these things you’ll find your Windows systems rebooting again tonight. Little hidden secret is that most Microsoft patches do not require reboots at all.

Today’s gem comes courtesy of Vulnerability in Server Service Could Allow Remote Code Execution (958644) which will reboot your system by default. Here is how to get around that. Click on the link above. Scroll down under Affected and Non-Affected Software and find your OS. Mine is Windows Vista and Windows Vista Service Pack 1. Click on Download and save the file somewhere. Now, just install this with a /norestart switch and you’re done.

noreboot

If you have UAC you’ll get some nagging, just hit OK:

noreboot2

Done.

Now I realize the jury is out on whether or not it’s faster to just let the system reboot in the wee hours of the night but it’s nice to know that you have options when applying Microsoft hotfixes. 

Meant for CPAs. 🙂

Fighting a Commodity

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I’ll admit that I’m not a fan of Steve Jobs or the Apple fanboy cult, but as I get busier I am really starting to appreciate the level of certainty both Jobs (and Gates) pack into a oneliner. The kind that you just have no counter-argument to mount against, love it or leave it, the discussion ends here. One of these came yesterday during the earnings call and here is what a Wall Street Jr blogger noted about it:

But the most fun on the conference call came when he parried analysts’ questions about new product areas that Apple might or might not enter. A recurring question among Apple watchers for decades has been, “When is Apple going to introduce a low-cost computer?

Mr. Jobs answered that decades-old complaint by stating, “We don’t know how to build a sub-$500 computer that is not a piece of junk.” He argued instead that the company’s mission was to add more value for customers at current price points.

Powerful words.

Now, let’s for a second ignore that the Mac Mini uses the same chipset, same video, same speed RAM and most of the peripheral components found in your average MSI Wind that sells on retail for half of Apple’s Core 2 Duo’s…

Think about all the other ways he could have said that?

  • We have seen no interest in a junk computer
  • Those computers are pure junk
  • We are not a company that builds junk commodity computers
  • We don’t want to compete in that junk market

Point is, in the answer of why they are not doing something Jobs didn’t blame any external party. Not the customers. Not the suppliers. Not the market. Not the demand. Not the interest. Just the only thing he controls, and it’s hard to argue with someone that takes the entire roadblock onto themselves….

He just said that they don’t know how to build a cheap junk computer that many more people can afford. Quite a departure from what started the Apple company, don’t you think?

Cleaning up Incompetence

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For the past two weeks (and going for the next two or so) I am really in the overkill Ironman mode trying to clean things up both personally with respect to Own Web Now and professionally with respect to everything that I’m doing.

Have you ever seen a dumbass jock on ESPN scream “We must execute. Execution is the key. We are just not executing” – same stupidity applies in business where you go head first towards the results you’ve set and process you’ve implemented that when it works remarkably well you don’t take your head out of the picture for long enough to see the mounting pile of little problems.

I think that’s something we all struggle with. We’ve been remarkably, by all expectations and projections, successful over the past few years but we’re neither as efficient as we possibly can be nor as focused as we probably should be. That sort of a shotcoming is generally flows from the top down, as you’ve read on this blog before.

What I generally do not talk about is how we overcome and fix the issues that pop up.

Last week was big organizational view / review / rebalance. Since quite few of you run as large of an organization I won’t bore you with those details.

Today, I sat through the pipeline with an axe and went through all the quotes and promises and well wishes we were thinking about doing and I started swinging. When you are struggling you’ll take any deal, any project, sign up for everything that may lead to success. Once you’re successful, you have to rebalance a little and try to be more optimal with your practice instead of chasing any dime. Not that there is anything wrong with chasing per-se, but if your chasing of little stuff impedes your ability to be responsive with the big stuff and you start backing yourself up….. well, you owe your plan a big reality check because things have changed since the time you’ve put it together or since your last measurable accomplishment.

So today I got myself out of the expectations and promises and doubled down on the things we intend to fulfil. Already got the apologies/retractions out and have a goal to have all the outstanding quotes submitted and fulfilled by the end of the week.

This hasn’t been easy, and it has really impacted my ability to be as responsive as I’d like. I know I’ve missed a lot of email responses and IMs as I’ve just flagged the conversations I need to continue but haven’t had the time to give them the just attention and response they deserve.

The point of this whole thing, even condensed down to a single activity like email responses, is that regardless of how big you are you still have the issue of finite resources and finite opportunities you can turn into results. One suffers as a result of the other and the reason why it is done to begin with is to improve your company, services and deliverables as you grow – instead of precipitously declining quality to increase revenues until you’re pretty much the biggest thing out there but everyone thinks you suck (See: AT&T)

How have I done this so far? First, I bumped up my hours from 4-6 a day to about 10-12. I then organized my to-do list not in the order of urgent, important, high priority, standard, normal, low, inquiry but in the the order of resolution and delegation. That is, I tackled the issues that were largely not involving me but were waiting on me as a small part of the equation. This way I can attack things first and hand them back over so they can continue to progress without my direct involvement.

Then moving on to the optimization tasks – instead of doing a process equivalent of data entry and then fixing the issue I’ve moved to fix the issue first and then work through the backlog – this way my pile is static and every issue I handle directly decreases the workload and backlog by that amount. Remember, you don’t fix problems by making a pile of those problems or people complaining about those problems smaller. You fix it by stopping the problems from coming up in the future.

I’m not superhuman. Last night I had some of the Halloween candy and apparently wasn’t watching just how much of it I was eating while working. I decided to take a short nap around 10 PM and the next thing I remember is walking the dog around 7:30 am 🙂 I’ve had to cut out the blogging, marketing, partner calls, movies, lots of TV and sports (haven’t seen a full football game in 2 weeks now) and am back to driving to work with Katie. Each of those activities contributes a few hours a week back to my fixing efforts.

It’s not really easy and I am not complaining – it really is a blessing to have growth pains – but I think it’s important to keep in mind that everything comes at a cost.

Advertising, Advertising, Advertising

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Note to self: Don’t mess with Apple. My god, this level of shaming and humiliation that is so in tune with every Microsoft step ($300 million ad campaign, renaming Vista R2 to Windows 7) is just unfair 🙂 This is likely the funniest thing I’ve seen all year (well, maybe second to “Ghostriding the Whip” series)

Poor Microsoft…

 

Update: Oh dear god. I just got an email linking to the patent Microsoft was recently awarded. Go on, I’ll let you guess. Based on the last commercial there. Give yet? Patent for realtime bleeping out of profanities. Not ****ing kidding you, this is just got funny on a whole different level! 🙂

If you were Microsoft, what would you do? 

Views

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Regarding the previous post, someone asked whether this stuff really matters of if we should be more focused on the IT stuff which seems to be ignored as of late.

Here is my thing: I am not here to tell you how to vote or who to vote for. The problem I am here to spotlight, as I have for years, is that social, political, technical, financial and business factors make a big difference between success or failure. If you are not aware of all or at least follow them all, you are doomed to poor performance at best and total failure at worst. In the business of technology we no longer have the luxury of always being employed because things are too complex, people need new gadgets and want upgrades. Things are getting serious on one end, commoditized and outsourced on the other, and you have some big decisions to make.

Your decision on November 4th will affect you, regardless of where you are and who you vote for. It may make a difference in your ability to grow your business if you own one, or your ability to keep your job if the business you work in is blissfully ignorant of what is going on. You have to be aware of the wide array of things these days.

That is why I write this blog – to stay a level above and beyond the bullshit.

Some people enjoy the comfort of lies and sitting in us vs. them groups – but the reality is that you are in control of things, it just takes a lot of effort and learning. But hey, it’s not for everyone, and folks stuck in that comfort zone are the ones I pity the most – on the other hand someone still has to work the fry station until that is automated as well, so to each his own.

Patronizing for Professionals

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Don’t you hate it when professional liars get smacked in their face with facts that prove what we all think of them? If you don’t live in America you’re in luck because you likely got to miss Obama vs. McCain presidential debate, the ongoing farce of pandering, where the two foamed at the mouth over trying to please the ordinary man: Joe the Plumber.

If you are a fan or follower of American politics you know that a politician running for office has more shoutouts than an award-winning rapper or an inbred Nascar driver combined. To help connect with the people they are serving screwing they like to talk about their touching stories of ordinary people that shape their thoughts and (pay no attention to special interest lobbying that effectively controls their every move) this year it was Joe the Plumber’s time to shine.

McCain brought up how his good friend, Joe the Plumber, looked at Obama’s tax plan and realized that paying higher taxes may make it impossible for Joe the Plumber to buy the plumbing business he has been working at for the past 10 years. Awe. Doesn’t your heart just die when you hear something that horrible? Mans hopes and dreams, crushed, by a marginal increase in taxes.. To which any small business owner was likely thinking:

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New shirt available from tshirt hell. I am so wearing this.

What’s the problem with Joe? Why do actual business owners likely hate guys like Joe? I’ll tell you why:

Joe the Plumber is not exactly a plumber, he’s “not even close” to making the kind of money that would result in higher taxes from Democrat Barack Obama’s proposals and has such an aversion to taxes that a lien was filed against him by the state of Ohio.

Source

Hold on a minute. Not only is this guy a fraud, an unlicensed plumber but also has a tax lien against him? Filed almost two years ago? And he is hanging out at rallies and appearing on TV interviews?

This is the profile of a hard working American entrepreneur? One that is running around and not working while bitching about how others are bringing him down? I’m here working at 4:49 AM on a Sunday morning and THAT fraud is the depiction of the hard working people that politicians are concerned about? An unlicensed handyman that doesn’t pay taxes?

On behalf of the business owners and tax payers everywhere, fuck you Joe.