Philips Live Messenger Phone

Dear Susanne,

It’s your penpal Vlad from the third world of consumer electronics. I need your help. Here in America we don’t get consumer electronics unless Walmart can enslave a village in Taiwan to make phones and gadgets for $0.015 a piece. So I would beg for you to order one of these and ship it to me so we can chat over Live Messenger. And none of that silly British VAT crap either.

We really need an alternative to Skype. It’s cute for one-on-one, yes, but get a few people in a conference and the voice quality goes downhill quick.

-Vlad