And I’m proud to be an American…

… because at least the bad food is free …

Today, McDonald’s is offering a Free Southern-Style Chicken Biscuit w/ purchase of a medium or large drink, or a free Southern-Style Chicken sandwich in the evening or afternoon. For my foreign friends not familiar with “southern style” it basically means if your momma and pappy aren’t at least second cousins or closer, eating one of these comes with a mandatory four hour bowel movement that will either chip the porcelain on the toilet or create special effects only seen at the Yellowstone National Park. Not to be outdone, Dunkin’ Donuts is offering a free 16-oz iced coffee, from 10am to 10pm. Cause you know… you need iced.. coffee at 9:50 pm.

Is this a great country or what?