I sold a Mac today: The Hell Has Officially Dipped Below 0 C / 32 F

Ok, this hurts to admit.

I have officially sold my first Mac… six of them. In about two weeks or so there will be six designers in Pakistan equipped with their shiny new iMac’s, complete with Core 2 Duo’s, 2 GB Ram & Adobe Creative Suite.

 The conversation was ugly from the getgo but the customer was pretty much standing there with check in their hand, just waiting to give me money. The question, and I quote: “What do you think about those Mac computers?” which in Vlad language translates to: “How do you like it up your ass, with lube or with broken glass on a stick?” – there is just no pretty way to answer a question like that. Moreover, Mac is usually just something I use to emasculate my partners from California..

Anyhow.. iMac’s. “What did the designer use in school? Mac? Ok, buy a Mac. Add more ram. Done” There was no feature conversation, no processor options, no versions of the OS. Just wham, bam, thank you ma’am, it will be in Islamabad in 2 weeks. Oh, you want VoIP too?

I feel very, very dirty. Off to cry in the shower.